Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 02, 2026

Between Two Fires by Christopher Beuhlman

Someone talked about Between Two Fires on Books Unbound and I got the audiobook, which is narrated by Steve West. 


Hm. Let's talk about this book and work out my feelings on the fly, shall we?

It's 1348. Lucifer and other fallen angels (?) have declared war on Heaven by starting the Black Death on Earth? There are going to be a lot of question marks in this recap. Thomas is an excommunicated knight who stumbles upon a priest and a girl named Delphine who can see angels, dream in premonitions, and whose body is occasionally overtaken by God(?). 

Sometimes I read a book and it makes me think that maybe I'm not a good reader. Maybe I don't truly understand things. This was one of those books. 

Look, this is a genre mashup. I guess I was under the impression it was historical fiction, but it really turned out to be a supernatural/horror/historical fiction combo. I was utterly befuddled by the fallen angel framing because it was whiplash to go from those scenes to ones with Thomas and Delphine trying to find something to eat and stumbling upon dead bodies in barns. 

At about two-thirds of the way through, I literally gave up trying to figure out what was going on and just rolled with it. Oh, there's a demon inhabiting the pope? Sure. There's a demon in the clouds? Fine. Delphine is really Jesus? FINE, IT IS SO. 

I mean. Whatever. Creepy book. Lots of straw hats. 2.5/5 stars

Lines of note:

Hucksters of every stripe had tried to profit from the disease, especially in the early days, before they too sickened or grew afraid. (Chapter 18)

I immediately thought of the people hoarding toilet paper at the beginning of the COVID pandemic. 

Thing I looked up:

...Nearly 200 girls in Picardy to be deflowered by the troubadour [there's a name here, but I am not great with French] who was keeping count, if not naming names, in his verses (Chapter 29)

I can't figure out who this is. If I had a paper copy, I could look at the name. Alas, I have only the audio. 

Hat mentions (why hats?): 

straw hat(s) (Chapter 1 x2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 11, Chapter 14, Chapter 16, Chapter 21, Chapter 22, Chapter 43)

fanning himself with his hat (Chapter 3)

his hat blew off him (Chapter 5)

refined hat (Chapter 9)

hat in his hands (Chapter 9, Chapter 10)

sweating in a hat made from no less than three foxes (Chapter 11)

grumbled from his hat (Chapter 16)

peeked from under the hat (Chapter 16)

replaced the hat (Chapter 16)

took the spoon of ram's horn from his hat (Chapter 20)

mermaid's ribs for a hat (Chapter 22)

wide red hats (Chapter 30)

take his hat (Chapter 30)

not until the hat's off (Chapter 30)

cardinal's hat (Chapter 36)

get your hat (Chapter 37)

cows and mantles and hats of many colors (Chapter 38)

yellow hats (Chapter 38)

removed the hats (Chapter 38)

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Does this sound like something you'd want to read? I'm pretty sure I'm not the audience for this one!

Thursday, June 26, 2025

What Feasts at Night by T. Kingfisher

I really enjoyed the first novella in T. Kingfisher's Sworn Soldier series, What Moves the Dead, so I was excited to dive into the sequel, What Feasts at Night


We are back with Alex Easton, who has spent some time in Paris since their adventure at the Usher manor in the previous installment. They are now on their way to their home country of Gallacia to their hunting lodge where they will meet Miss Potter for more fungus exploration. When they arrive, they find that the caretaker of the lodge had died several months earlier. When they attempt to figure out what caused the caretaker's death, local superstition starts to take hold. 

Boy, oh boy, do I enjoy Kingfisher novellas. This was such a fun, quick read. Kinda spooky, but we know Alex is going to be okay in the end, so it's never terrifying, really. It's funny and Alex is such a fun character to be around. I see that there are two more books in the Sworn Soldier series to come and I can't wait to read more. 4/5 stars

Lines of note:
I gazed at Cordin's daughter's front door with sinking dread. Paying one's condolences sounds well and good in theory, but in practice you have to walk up to a stranger and effectively say, "Ah, yes, that person you loved so much? Remember how they died horribly? So sorry about that." It's different when it's at a funeral and fresh in their minds, but two months later? I felt ghoulish. (page 26)
Such great observational writing. It is different at a funeral than much later, but somehow you always end up having to do both, don't you?

If you have ever dealt with the possessions of the dead, you probably know what I mean. You take things away and leave behind emptiness, and everything you remove - every sheet and pillowcase, every lost sock and old razor - erases a little bit of the dead person's footprint in the world. You picture your own home being carted away, piece by piece, hopefully by loved ones and not by strangers. (page 35)
Am I the only one who does hope it is done by strangers so there's less emotional baggage for them? 

Nevertheless, I personally have never seen an ostrich.

They simply don't play a large part in my life. If I woke in the night and head footsteps in the hall, I would not immediately assume it was an ostrich. Why would I? Ostriches are things that happen to other people, far away, in countries more Serengeti-adjacent. If you want to tell me your saga of your encounter with an ostrich, I will listen appreciatively, but it's just not something I worry about happening to me

Likewise, ghosts do not play any significant role in my life. I have slept in reputedly haunted houses and never seen anything worse than a stray cockroach. The howls of banshees and Gray Ladies fall on deaf ears (or at least ears rather badly affected by tinnitus). I've never attended a seance and while I have a vague skepticism about mediums, it's the same kind that I have about landlords and minstrels. Undoubtedly some of them are fine people, and I do not question the existence of either rental properties or music. (page 99)

This extended analogy made me laugh out loud. 

Things I looked up:
moroi (page 32 and then over and over again) -  a type of vampire or ghost in Hungarian and Romanian folklore

Hat mentions (why hats?):
I took off my hat and held it in front of my chest. (page 26)
I took a deep breath and clenched the brim of my hat in nervous fingers. (page 27)
I squeezed the brim of my hat with my hands. (page 27)
I wanted to jam my hat in my mouth to stop myself talking. (page 27)
My hat was never going to be the same, as badly as I was twisting it. (page 28-29)
Miss Potter removed a pin from her hat... (page 48)
I shook myself and turned to Bors, who was mutilating his hat...(page 145-146)

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Did you know what a moroi is?

Wednesday, October 09, 2024

The Reformatory by Tananarive Due

Other Tananarive Due books:
My Soul to Keep

I listened to the audiobook of The Reformatory by Tananarive Due because it fulfills the horror book by a BIPOC author prompt for the Pop Sugar Reading Challenge. Have you noticed that I'm reading a lot of books for that challenge recently? Well, it's because I am way behind and don't know if I'm going to be able to finish the challenge before the end of the year. I still have fifteen books to go to finish. I guess that's five books a month and if I buckle down and focus on it, I can pull this off. 

Twelve-year-old Robert Stephens, Jr. is sentenced to six months at Gracetown School for Boys for kicking a white boy who was hitting on his sister. Robbie soon learns that the ghosts he sees around the reformatory are not nearly as dangerous as the people who work there. 

Gracetown School for Boys is loosely based on the Dozier School for Boys and Robbie was very loosely based on a distant relative of the author. Honestly I wanted this book to be spookier than it was. It was horrifying knowing that the abuse the boys received was based on real events, but if the author was going to raise the issue of Robbie seeing ghosts, I sort of wanted the ghosts to be scarier. Maybe it was a good metaphor that the real danger is in actual living human beings, but I just wanted a bit more ooomph. 

Also, a whole lot of this book was not set at the school, but it followed Robbie's older sister as she tried to get his sentence lowered and, to be honest, the sister's story was a bit boring. I don't know. I wanted to like this, but I thought The Nickel Boys by Colson Whitehead was a better book with similar source material (although, to be clear, the Whitehead is NOT horror). 

I don't know. Should you read it? I think that depends on your interest in this topic. I did enjoy starting the month of October with this one, though.  4/5 stars

Line of note: 

But mama had been able to cuss people out using the politest words possible clenched between her teeth and in that moment Gloria had sounded just like her. (timestamp 7:25:22)

Ha ha ha. Haven't we all given the equivalent of the middle finger in a polite tone?

Hat mentions (why hats?):

...fixed on his hat to block the sun. (timestamp 1:03:56)

tipped his hat (timestamp 2:01:36)

Younger boys wore smaller paper hats...(timestamp 3:07:24)

As Boone pointed out the hook with Robert's apron and paper hat...(timestamp 3:08:11)

...apron and hat..(timestamp 3:09:40)

...a white boy in a chef's hat and an apron...(timestamp 3:15:28)

fishing hat (timestamp 7:02:08)

...took off his hat to wave with it...(timestamp 7:03:25)

bright red hat (timestamp 7:47:44)

tipped his hat (timestamp 8:11:18)

took off his hat (timestamp 8:20:43)

glamourous hat (timestamp 8:42:26)

take off his hat (timestamp 8:53:49)

pillbox hat (timestamp 9:29:23 and again at 9:56:18)

took off his hat (timestamp 10:04:57)

put his hat back on (timestamp 10:07:09)

in my hat box (timestamp 11:32:03)

brim of his hat (timestamp 11:49:25)

took off his hat (timestamp 11:51:18)

tipped an imaginary hat (timestamp 15:35:08)

the slant of his cowboy hat (timestamp 15:52:50)

knocked his hat back on his head (timestamp 15:54:39)

He took off his hat...(timestamp 16:35:22)

wearing a western-style hat (timestamp 19:44:15)

tipped his chef's hat (timestamp 20:41:25)

stylish hats (timestamp 20:41:45)

hat canted to one side (timestamp 20:44:17)

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Can you imagine a new reader stumbling upon this blog and wondering why on earth I have a giant list of hat mentions? Hi, new readers! I'm neurotic, that's why!

Have you ever read Tananarive Due? Do you have other suggestions for BIPOC horror authors? There doesn't seem to be a ton of them. 

Sunday, August 25, 2024

20th Anniversary Countdown: Guest Post #19

In celebration of my blog's 20th anniversary, I'm having guest posters every week leading up to the big day. This is the penultimate guest post!

Allison is a Canadian blogger who is an honest-to-goodness school librarian. She lives with her husband and her dog Lucy and she has two grown children. I wish I could tell you exactly what Allison writes about, but it turns out that even when she's writing about being sick, it's irresistibly delightful and often hilarious and mysterious because she still has not told me what song she was talking about in that post from three months ago. She also does these amazing book roundups at the end of the year and I read those posts like I will be quizzed on them, taking notes and putting books on hold at the library like it is MY JOB. Do you want to read someone who will make you laugh and also keep secrets from you for months? Check out Allison over at Bibliomama

(I asked her if it was okay that I named her dog and not her kids and she wrote back "Yeah, my dog is cuter than my kids at this point, I'm comfortable with it." Sorry, A & E!!!)

If you don't think Lucy is The Cutest, your heart is made of ice. 

Let's welcome Allison!


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Hi! ("Don't stress about the post" Engie said. "Anything will be fine." Engie said. Me: spends ten minutes trying to figure out the best way to say hi to everyone before just going with 'hi'.)

I discovered Engie through Nicole (Nicole is the gift that keeps on giving in so many ways), and managed not to scurry away even though when I started following her she was blogging every single day, and then she declared she was done and proceeded to keep blogging nearly every single day, while also working and exercising regularly and keeping track of her spending and tracking all her goals. Only occasionally do I wonder if we're actually the same species, as someone who blogs maybe every week, and works part-time, and exercises maybe every week and tracks my goals like this: "oh, right, I had goals. Have I met them? Gonna say no. Should probably get on that."

Engie IS, however, a friend who does occasionally read horror, which is always an exciting thing, because I do not have many. 

Let's begin with the obvious question - why DO I love horror books and movies? I thought I would talk about this for a bit so if you're like 'horror, ew', you can read the preamble and either think 'oh, I kind of get it now' or 'no, still ew', and then not read the list of actual books if you so choose. 

It's not actually because I like to be scared. I'm scared of so many things - failing at stuff, looking stupid while doing stuff, being a bad mother, being a bad wife, people I love dying, eggplants - and it's not fun. It's also not because I like seeing people in pain or dying, which I realize is a bit counterintuitive - I even feel bad for the obvious throwaway person at the beginning of the book or movie who exists solely to set up the Big Scary Thing. I have mixed feelings about when this character is given a rich backstory and is really likable - in a way I respect and appreciate that this is done, and in a way it makes me really bitter that we were shown this just so we'll feel worse when they're horribly murdered. I'm not into slashers where people are just mown down one after another, and I'm not a fan of gore, although it's not a deal-breaker. I like smart, creepy horror where no one - or very few people - end up dying. [Note from NGS: Eggplants. LOLOLOLOL.]

After some thought, I've come to the conclusion that  I like horror and dark fantasy for the same reason I used to give when people asked why I like the show Northern Exposure so much - I like art that admits the possibility of strangeness. Northern Exposure was a basically realistic show about a town in Alaska and its citizens and their relationships. They dealt with living in an isolated community, everyone knowing everyone's business, and then every now and then people in town would start dreaming each other's dreams or something. 

Stephen Graham Jones - a fantastic author who writes Indigenous horror - writes in the foreword to Never Whistle At Night (an Indigenous horror short story anthology) that "What stories like this do for us is make the world just a smidge bigger, yes? We now have to expand the borders of the real to allow for, say, two timelines to simultaneously exist. No, not just exist, but intersect." I grew up pretty devoutly Catholic, which for various reasons I'm slightly bitter about now because it did more harm than good but, call it wishful thinking or apophenia, I do believe that there is more than just the mundane and the visible. 

So why horror and not just fantasy? Not really sure. I'm not big on sword and sorcery. I value the Aristotelian function of catharsis - filtering pity and fear through art. In my mind, the best horror is more sad than frightening, because at the heart of it is the fear of losing the people we love. More recently, I have been impressed by the brilliance of several authors writing Social Horror, where issues like racism or misogyny are - or run parallel to - the threat. It makes so much sense if you think about it - something like racism, when you drill down on it, is actually horrifying and evil. Couching it as actually evil (without using this as any kind of excuse) is both fitting and, often, extremely persuasive.

Compiling a list of twenty of my favourite horror books has brought to my attention that I read male horror writers out of proportion to male writers in general. Is that because women haven’t traditionally written horror as much until recently, or just an unconscious bias? Given that I have made a concerted effort (even more than my natural inclination) in recent years to read more women, I clearly need to pay more attention. 

These are in no particular order: 

Knock Knock Open Wide by Neil Sharpson (2023)

This was in many ways just a story about generational trauma, a fractured mother-daughter relationship, and a nearly-flawless queer love story. The unfairness of how some lives are blighted by causes beyond their control dovetails wonderfully (and dolefully) with horror lit. I also loved the weaving in of Celtic folklore.


Where They Wait by Scott Carson (2021)

Scott Carson is a pseudonym of Michael Koryta, who writes thrillers. I find his thrillers fairly inconsistent - some are beautifully written and contain beautiful writing about various landscapes that adds depth to the story. Some are shallower and thinner. Hey, who hasn't rushed a piece of work to meet a deadline, right? I can't remember how I stumbled on his alternate writing persona, and I didn't  know what to expect, but I would like to find him and take him gently by the lapels and implore him to henceforth devote himself solely to horror writing.

New England history and the ghost ship trope are used to brilliant effect. There are also well-developed characters, insightful writing about friendship, going back to where you grew up, being defined by your work, the lure and dangers of technology, and other bittersweet facets of the human condition. And a little bit of terrifying sort-of-folklore-based sort-of-science-based scary stuff that I don't want to go into because it would be spoilery. 

Clearly I have a partiality to mythology-based horror, and this is a splendid example. 


Lute by Jennifer Marie Thorne (2022)

I got this from the library and it was one of my five-star reads for 2023. I later bought my own copy because I had to own it. This is sort of akin to the Ursula K. Leguin story "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" - would you be willing to live somewhere idyllic where very few bad things ever happened if the payment was that every seventh summer seven people would die? 

I have no issues at all with horror that just tells a great story - I often like it more than overtly 'literary' horror. But this was a really lovely, beautifully-written tale that just happened to be about whether or not an island will really kill seven people as payment for seven blissful years. Nina is a great character, whose backstory makes it abundantly clear how she ended up living here as the wife of the Lord of the Island, although she wears her status uneasily. There is tension, but it's more a meditation on duty and sacrifice.


Let There Be Dark by Allen Lee Harris (1994)

I got this as a crappy little paperback from the library near the house we rented in Toronto. I wasn't expecting a whole lot, and ended up being blown away. The power of stories and the creative process is used to great effect, and the characterization and relationships really shone.


The Watcher by Charles Maclean (1982)

I guess if I had grown up without the internet I would never have known differently, but I hate to think of the books I would have missed without it. I tracked this down after seeing it referred to as "a lost horror classic, back in print at last!" Somewhat amusingly, I looked up what year the book was published just now, thinking maybe the fifties, and it was 1982! It was a while ago that I read it, and I'm not even sure the writing was great, but it was memorable just for the completely unexpected direction it went in.


Mapping the Interior by Stephen Graham Jones (2017)

Graham Jones is fast becoming one of my favourite horror authors, and for a favourite I am torn between this and Night of the Mannequins - honestly, in Mannequins the first line is "So Shana got a new job at the movie theatre and we thought we'd play a fun prank on her, and now most of us are dead, and I'm really starting to feel kind of guilty about it all" that is hard to beat. But this struck me in the heart so acutely that I think it pulls slightly ahead. Stephen Graham Jones entwines the experience of being Indigenous and its attendant joys and horrors with more otherworldly horrors to devastating effect. 

The Good House by Tananarive Due (2003)

I think Due's The Between was one of the first books I asked to have special ordered back in 1995, when this was barely a thing. I have snapped up everything she's published since then. This plays on the perpetual fear we have of harm coming to our children, and features generational trauma and vodou-flavoured magic. I'm surprised this author isn't more well-known. Many of her books, this included, would make fantastic movies.


The Dead Zone by Stephen King (1979)

My favourite older King book. It's been decades since I read it, and I can still remember entire passages of it almost verbatim. It starts with an almost-perfect love story. It illustrates that, although we sometimes wish for powers of perception and knowledge, in actual fact knowing the future would be a terrible gift. There are stories within the story that were perfection in their own right.

The Need by Helen Phillips (2019)

It takes almost no effort for me to remember having babies and small children and, even though I loved them more than my life, feeling so exhausted and overwhelmed and alone that I would have done almost anything for an hour of quiet. This is about that kind of wish being granted in a really twisted way. It's also a searing piece of writing about what it's like being a mother without a village in the modern world. It definitely won't hit the same for everyone, but I felt absolutely cratered at the end. 


Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill (2007)

I think I read this before I realized that Joe Hill was Stephen King's son (Owen King also writes and kept his father's last name, do we have opinions about that?) The main motif is the fear of our wrongs coming back to haunt us, as well as the fear of the losses that aging brings. It also involves a man who examines his own behaviour, which is its own kind of gratifying. I also really liked Horns, but then Hill seemed to go so far over the homage line that it looked like he was just trying to be Stephen King the Second, which I found a little disappointing. [Note from NGS: Why should they change their names? I share my father's last name, even though he was sort of a dick. But it's MY name.]


The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey (2014)

Ecological horror. The beginning is a slow burn with mounting menace where it takes time for the reader to realize what the actual threat is. Chief in my mind are beautiful relationship between the teacher and the  pupil, and the difficulty of distinguishing the monsters from the humans. [Note from NGS: I actually read this one, too!)


Doctor Sleep by Stephen King (2013)

I liked The Shining as a book. I hated the movie, even though it's supposed to be a masterpiece. Jack Nicholson was brilliant, but Shelley Duval was annoying (and then I learned how she was treated during filming and that was terrible and I felt sorry and also furious with the director). They made a couple of changes that seemed utterly nonsensical to me. [Note from NGS: Obviously, Allison is wrong about this movie. It is a masterpiece.]

Anyway. I liked the book well enough, although it seemed very much of the time it was written (1977) and wasn't my favourite of King's. When the sequel came out in 2013, 36 years after the original, I was intrigued. Doctor Sleep is about the son from the first book. I absolutely loved it. The old one even smelled like the seventies to me - cigarettes, whiskey, musty carpets - which probably means it was very effective, but the sort of sordid, polyester-and-rattan shoddiness didn't click with me, even though the book was born a few years after I was. The new one is melancholy and bittersweet and seems a little more mature (I'm going on very subconscious feelings that I'm trying to articulate) and I absolutely loved it. It was also a rare and sweet chance to see something brought full circle generations later.


John Dies at the End by David Wong (2007)

Well not actually by David Wong - I did a whole post about how I feel about pseudonyms when I first read this. Anyway, this was bonkers batshit bananapants crazy, hilarious, and weird. And scary, and funny, and a little sad. And weird. There are moments of genuine fear, loss and human connection. And penis jokes.

The Orphan Choir by Sophie Hannah (2013)

Sophie Hannah generally writes mysteries that begin with a seemingly impossible set-up and then go on to explain everything with varying degrees of success - when they're good, they're very, very good, but to me, this was even better. I'm so curious how it came to her. Fear for our children is the deal, of course. I read this years ago, and yet I can still recall many scenes perfectly, such as one charming and amusing one in which the main character talks about a woman she knows who remarried and is besotted with her new spouse and loves introducing him to everyone. When the main character gets annoyed with her own partner for being dense she wonders "where is my superior second husband?" 

I read this in the midst of a run where I disagreed with everybody on Goodreads about every book I had read lately, and it was no different, except for my eminently sensible friend Sarah. I don't think I've ever seen a better illustration of the term 'psychological suspense'. Louise's twin aggravations - the neighbour who blasts loud music at night and the school choir that is co-opting her young son's entire childhood - are so sharply portrayed that I could feel my blood pressure rising. A fine balance is maintained between a suspicion of paranoia and the belief that terrible forces actually are at work, and the resolution was perfect and devastating.


Small Spaces by Katherine Arden (2018)

I read this because I am a school librarian in elementary schools and many, many elementary school kids are shockingly bloodthirsty little mothereffers who are all about the horror. Obviously I would prefer not to recommend substandard horror, although I do not do most of the ordering and I have to work with the tools I am given. This is one I am happy to thrust into their morbid little hands - it's a genuinely scary story, but it also delivers emotional intelligence and genuine friendships.


Thirteens (and the other books in the Secrets of Eden Eld trilogy) by Kate Alice Marshall (2020)

I had Coraline by Neil Gaiman in here, but for various reasons I am replacing it. I have now read Kate Alice Marshall books pitched at adults, young adults and children, and although her adult books are good, she really shines at horror for teenagers and children. A lot of this wonderful series revolves around palindromes, which meant I could give them to my daughter Eve as a Christmas present, addressed to my very favourite palindrome - she was twenty but she loved them too. Again, a deliciously creepy and intelligent story and a super-lovable and insightful and compassionate trio of friends. So satisfying. 


Into the Grey by Celine Kiernan (2011)

A ghost story that is haunting in all senses of the word. Twin brothers and family strife and charming Irish dialect and sense of place. 


World War Z by Max Brooks (2006)

I would say it's the first faux-documentary horror I read, but that would be Carrie - hard not to bring a lot of horror back to Stephen King. I still thought this one did a great job, though, using a theoretical zombie outbreak to criticize government corruption and ineptitude and human selfishness and shortsightedness. There are some striking parallels to the pandemic, which is unsurprising, and also a bittersweet and hopeful humanity. I was confused when I saw that the movie was coming out, since I thought it would be really difficult to make a film treatment of this. Turns out the filmmakers thought the same thing, so they just used the title and almost nothing else. [Note from NGS: This is a great audiobook.]



The September House by Carissa Orlando (2023)

I don't want to get too spoiler-y, but this one takes the haunted house as metaphor thing to a new and terribly effective level. What if you realized your house was really truly haunted but you really didn't want to move so you just tried to accommodate yourself to the haunting? How much washing blood off walls and dodging around screaming ghost children and making up excuses to not let your kids visit would you be able to stand? [Note from NGS: I want to take this opportunity to once again plug the "Haunted Housing Market" episode of the podcast Imaginary Worlds. It's fabulous and related to the haunted house trope.]


The Last House on Needless Street by Catriona Ward (2021)

This was the first book I read by this author, and I have subsequently tracked down and read every other book of Ward's. Looking Glass Sound is a close second, but this is my favourite so far. It has a lot of classic horror elements - a house with strange, secretive inhabitants, a new neighbour, a cat. And yet it still feels a little new and different. [Note from NGS: My husband and I both read this one, too. We refer to Olivia the Cat regularly in this house.]

The blurb says this is for fans of Gone Girl which, what? And The Haunting of Hill House which *dies laughing*. Listen, I have TRIED to read classic horror. I have tried to read classic horror that I've already READ, on the basis that maybe I was too young and shallow to appreciate it. The Haunting of Hill House and The Turn of the Screw are NOT SCARY. There, I said it.


Also, there is an Australian horror writer named Kaaron Warren. I have had some nice Twitter exchanges with her (I called her sick and twisted and she thanked me profusely), and in her Goodreads bio she says she is an avid and broad reader but also loves reality tv so don't expect sophisticated conversation from her - clearly she is my kind of people. She is also a very, very good writer, and I am here to counsel you in the strongest terms not to ever read anything by her lest it scar you for life. I cannot, in good conscience, write a whole post about horror lit and not warn you that Kaaron Warren is TOO HORROR.

Thank-you Engie, for giving me something to think about other than the fact that my children are gone AGAIN (I want my children to have happy, fulfilling, independent lives and careers and I also want nearly uninterrupted access to them, is that so much to ask?). Also, the song is "Young Man" by Jamestown Revival.

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And, with that, a months long mystery has been solved! [Allison, for my part, I do see it as a meditation on taking his own life, so do with that what you will.]

What do you think about the King brothers using the last name King in their writing careers? What do you think about pseudonyms when the authors also include their other names? 

Monday, May 22, 2023

What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher

 

I just read The Girl with All the Gifts and immediately started reading another book about zombies caused by a fungal infection. Go me!

What Moves the Dead is a novella (only 176 pages! many of them are blank!) in which T. Kingfisher tries to answer some of the questions left unanswered by Edgar Allan Poe's short story "The Fall of the House of Usher." As in A House with Good Bones, there's a great combo of humor and horror mixed in with this book. 

Alex Easton, a former soldier, rushes to the bedside of their childhood friends Madeline and Roderick Usher, when Madeline writes Alex a letter that Madeline is dying. What Alex finds at the crumbling mansion by the lake is unspeakable, sad, and scary. 

I like Kingfisher so much. I mean, I wasn't aware that I was going on a mini-spree of zombie books, but LIFE IS MYSTERIOUS, right? It's scary to think about how the human race is one infection away from annihilation. So, hey, go live a life worth living. That's what I say anyway.  

4/5 stars

Lines of note: 

I am delighted by obscure passions, no matter how unusual. During the war, I was once holed up in a shepherd's cottage, listening for the enemy to come up the hillside, when the shepherd launched into an impassioned diatribe on the finer points of sheep breeding that rivaled any sermon I have ever heard in my life. By the end, I was nodding along and willing to launch a crusade against all weak, overbred flocks, prone to scours and fly-strike, crowding out the honest sheep of the world. (page 5)

Preach this. I love hearing people talk about the things they love, even when I know absolutely nothing about about it. Well, except for my nephew talking about Minecraft. I legitimately have no idea what he's talking about, to be honest with you.

Sometimes it's hard to know if someone is insulting or just an American. (page 25)

Ha! The best part of this is that Kingfisher is American.

Thing I looked up:

turnspit terrier (page 22) - an extinct short-legged, long-bodied dog bred to run on a wheel (called a turnspit) - there's an existing taxidermied example at a museum in Wales


Source

Friday, May 19, 2023

The Girl with All the Gifts by M. R. Carey


The Girl with All the Gifts by M. R. Carey was available immediately for download from my Libby app and it met a requirement for the reading challenge I was doing, so I went ahead and grabbed it. 

Twenty years after a fungus attacked humans and turned most of them into hungries (zombies), there are some children who are infected, but seem to be able to communicate and learn. Melanie is one of those children. We soon find ourselves on a high-stakes adventure as Melanie and four humans try to cross an England full of hungries and dangerous humans. How will this end?

There's an interesting twist in the zombie story here that I won't give away, but at its heart, this book is basically arguing that humans are more dangerous than the zombies. Carey does a great job of introducing us to the five main characters, developing their backstories fully, even as we don't always agree with or even really like the characters. 

This book is really long, though. It's over 450 pages and I think it could have used some scissors to cut away the somewhat repetitive scenes while the group is on the move. 

An okay book, but not one I'd highly recommend. 3.5/5 stars

Lines of note:

The truth is the truth, the only prize worth having. (location 1953)

Do you think this is true? Sometimes I think ignorance is bliss.

Yesterday she thought that the hungries were like houses that people used to live in. Now she thinks that every one of those houses is haunted. She’s not just surrounded by the hungries. She’s surrounded by the ghosts of the men and women they used to be. (location 3054)

Interesting. I frequently say "my body is my temple," so this analogy really worked for me.

She’s as big as four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck all, but she takes no bullshit from anyone. She even talks back to the Sarge, which is like watching a mouse bark at a pitbull. Frigging amazing! (location 3188)

I always try to note animal metaphors.

Things I looked up:

caryatid (location 209) - a sculpted female figure serving as an architectural support taking the place of a column or a pillar



alarums (location 2172) - archaic term for alarms

She thinks of an old painting. And When Did You Last See Your Father? (location 2968)

William Frederick Yeames, 1878

catechise (location 3148) - to instruct (someone) in the principles of the Christian religion by means of question and answer; to put to question or interrogate

recce (location 3197) - a slang word for reconnaissance

lèse majesté (location 3395) - the insult of a monarch or other leader; treason

Monday, April 17, 2023

A House with Good Bones by T. Kingfisher

I have only ever read one other T. Kingfisher book, A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking, and I enjoyed it greatly, enjoying its coziness and humor. It was with great enthusiasm that I grabbed her newest novel, A House with Good Bones, as soon as it appeared on our library shelves.

Sam is visiting her mother in North Carolina in the house where her grandmother grew the loveliest rose garden in the state. But things aren't exactly great. Her mom's acting weird, there are vultures circling the house, and then she finds a jar of human teeth buried in the backyard. 

I thought this book was just as brilliantly done as the previous book I'd read. It was very funny, but it was also creepy and I could just see the neighborhood and the house and feel the tension rising. 

Now, there are some legitimate criticisms of this book. It's clear from about a quarter of the way through the book what the "mystery" is and it takes until the last quarter of the book to really get to horrific scenes. But none of that detracted from my sheer enjoyment of this book or prevented me from reading just one more page until far past my bedtime.

5/5 stars

Lines of note:

Lammergeier Lane was a type of subdivision that we have all over the South, although I don't know if they've migrated out to other areas. You'll be driving along a rural road, surrounded by trees, cow pastures, and the occasional business that sells firewood, propane, and hydraulic repairs. Then you'll see a dilapidated trailer and a sign for a private drive. You turn onto the drive and suddenly there are a dozen cookie-cutter houses lining the street, all with neat lawns...

You are required by tradition to have the dilapidated trailer, which is generally owned by a grumpy survivalist who refuses to sell. Otherwise the residents will have nothing to complain about and will become fractious. (page 4) 

I do not know this type of subdivision, to be honest, but I can really visualize it. 

My hair is a comb-eating monster that is technically "curly," in the same way that a cassowary is technically a bird. Its factual, but leaves out a lot of the kicking-a-man's-bowels-out-through-his-spine bits. Not that my hair has ever done that. To my knowledge. (page 13)

Cassowaries are very wary about humans, but can cause serious injury or even death to human and dogs if they're provoked. They have been labeled "the world's most dangerous bird." 

A cassowary eating a banana. Source

I missed my roommate's cat. Salem is a demanding jerk, but having a cat around means that there are never any unexplained noises. If something crashes or thumps or goes bump in the night, you think, It's that damn cat again, and don't worry about it. (page 39)

Ha ha ha! This is exactly right. If I ever live in a house without a cat again, how will I explain all the unexplainable noises?!

I was wearing an oversized T-shirt with Eeyore on it and no pants. I was also not wearing a bra and I had probably drooled on the pillow. Lovely. Good first impressions are so important, don't you think? (page 68)

YOU GUYS! I had a kidney stone once (well, more than once, but let's not focus on that) in 2008. I woke up in agonizing pain and my husband bundled me up into the car in my pajamas to take me to the ER. I was not wearing a bra and was wearing Eeyore pajamas. This is a true story. I felt this scene in my very soul

I did know a fascinating fact about Japanese millipedes being on a multi-year cycle like cicadas and emerging in massive swarms that can coat train tracks and cause derailments, but long years of experience have taught me that very few people want to hear about this while they're eating. (I am an endless font of horrible knowledge at parties, but I try to wait until after the food has been cleared away.) (page 72)

Ha ha ha. One of the things I loved about this book was how much Sam's career (she's an archaeologist who focuses on bugs) reverberates in her thoughts. I think Kingfisher did such a great job of making Sam a real person. 

While Phil probably didn't care much about my great-grandad, I kept reading bits aloud to him anyway. (page 138)

I do this ALL THE TIME with my husband. As a matter of fact, I read him the line about Salem the cat from above. It's just such a real thing.

[From the acknowledgments] Finally, thanks to my husband, Kevin, who often has a manuscript shoved in his face at the halfway mark while I wail, "Tell me if this shames my ancestors!" He is a good person and probably should not have to put up with that, but I greatly appreciate that he does.

The next time you're out driving and you see the vultures at the side of the road, acting as nature's cleanup crew, give them a nod. They're doing vital work, and we would miss them very, very much if they were gone. (page 247)

As Elisabeth says, always read the acknowledgments. There are such gems in there.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

When the Reckoning Comes by LaTanya McQueen

When the Reckoning Comes is LaTanya McQueen's debut novel.  Mira, Jesse, and Celine were best friends in a segregated town. They were all poor, but Celine's advantage was that she was white and Mira's advantage was that she was smart. After an incident left Jesse outcast in town, Mira went away to college and never returned until Celine invited her to her wedding. The wedding is to be held at a renovated plantation and the mood is somber and tense from the very beginning.


This is really a novel examining the haunting history that surrounds most of land in the United States (and elsewhere, really).  Sure, there's a gripping thriller happening, but just when you've settled into the creepiness of the tale, McQueen includes a flashback to what the lives were like of the slaves on the plantation where the contemporary action is taking place. Those flashbacks jolt you back into an awareness that not all is right.  

McQueen did such an excellent job of setting the mood. It was crazy that I felt dread from the first scene when Mira is just grading papers at her desk.  And that tension never let up. 

But the characters of Celine and Jesse were just not well-developed enough for me to give an enthusiastic endorsement of the novel. It's short, just over 200 pages, and I actually think that McQueen could have added more pages to build on the story and character aspects of the novel and it would have been an excellent book. As is, it's an exciting debut and I'm excited for what she does next. 3.5/5 stars

Lines of note:
What she'd tried to forget had always been there, this piece of her past, this history. Mira had tried, had spent a decade trying, but a person can't run away from who they are. Soon enough, what's been buried will rear itself again. (page 74)
I think this is so interesting. Our pasts shape us in ways that just can't be undone.

"Yet because of them you're having your wedding here. At a plantation, Celine"
"It hasn't been a plantation for over a hundred years, and it's not like my family owned slaves."
"What about its history? The suffering that built it. That's never forgotten. Isn't it always there?" (page 103)
This is the heart of it, isn't it? A good reminder that places like this should not be a place for celebratory occasions. 

"The building is still there but like a lot of things in town, there's only the ghost of what it was." (page 134)
When I drive through my hometown, the buildings just seem so sad and depleted. The population dwindles with each census and what was once a booming lumber town is now just a place people speed through to get somewhere else. 

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

On the Day I Died: Stories from the Grave by Candace Fleming

 I was, once again, at loose ends. My podcast queue was nearing to nothing* and On the Day I Died: Stories from the Grave by Candace Fleming was available to listen to as an audiobook immediately, so I snagged it.  Last week was grey, cloudy, and misty and this book fit the mood.  I'm not listing out the audiobook narrators because the book is read as an audio drama, so there are about a dozen narrators.


In this book, Mike is driving too fast along an empty road when he encounters a ghost. He follows her trail to a cemetery where he meets ten teenaged ghosts, each of whom has a story to tell.  All of the stories are set in the Chicagoland area, many stories tie to historical events and people, like the 1893 Chicago's World Fair, Al Capone, and the local sanitarium. 

I thought this was a pretty okay book. Like with a lot of short story collections, some stories are stronger than others. There was a super sad story about a child with mental illness who was sent away to live by himself in a cabin in Wisconsin that was all about how mental illness was stigmatized in the past that really struck a chord with me. There was also a story about a girl who was sent to live with an aunt after her mother went to jail and the whole issue of what to do with juveniles who do not have family support seemed really important.

This was a perfectly acceptable read.  If you like short stories, horror, or stories with a Chicago background, this might tickle your fancy.
3.5/5 stars

*I may or may not have complained about this before, but I'm struggling to find podcasts to fill my time. I've recently fallen out of favor with many of my old standbys and now I need more. Unfortunately, I'm really a brat about what I'll listen to, so it's hard to find new shows to listen to.