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Friday, July 17, 2020

Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik

Naomi Novik is the author behind my beloved, dreadfully uneven Temeraire series about flying dragons in the Napoleonic war.  I have a lot of fond memories of that series, even as I remember endless battle scenes and not enough dragons for me.

So when I ordered Spinning Silver from the library, it was not clear to me what I would be getting. Something fun and fast-paced?  Something dreary and boring? Who knows?  It's a mystery!


Well, it was both, of course. This book was sold to me as a feminist retelling of the Rumpelstiltskin tale. Remember that fairy tale?  The king forces a girl into spinning gold from straw, but the girl only does it because she uses magic from Rumpelstiltskin. The girl agrees to give her firstborn to good old Rumpelstiltskin in repayment for his services, but when the girl's firstborn arrives, she reneges on the deal. Eventually she was able to get out of the deal by guessing Rumpelstiltskin's name. 

The first third of Spinning Silver was excellent. There was fantastic world-building and you meet two strong young women who are really holding their families together. 

And then we're introduced to a third young woman who is basically good at hiding.  And then it gets boring.  

Here's what I enjoyed:
1) There are multiple POVs in the book and the author doesn't treat you like an idiot and write the name of the character who is telling that chapter in giant letters at the beginning.  She assumes that the reader is smart enough to figure it out by using context clues. I appreciate that she's not writing down to me.

2) The characters of Miryem and Wanda are amazing. They're smart, capable of long-range planning, and cooperation.  

3) The world building was cool. There's this mundane world that lives right next to a fairy world, but the non-fairy people know not to mess with what's not theirs. It was interesting to see magic work, although I wish I had a slightly deeper understanding of the rules of magic.

Here's what I thought ruined the book:
1) Irina is boring. Her sections were never interesting because all she did was flee and speak in riddles.

2) The romance plotlines were not romantic at all.  I desperately wished for Miryem to just kill her husband and get it over with.

3) The main conflict was ill-defined and its ending even more so. It's almost as if Novik had spent all her planning in building the world and then didn't know how to wrap it up it a happy ending, so she just...kind of didn't.

Best quotes:

"I took as much of Da's work as I could. I didn't want to make a row of dead babies and die." (page 18)

I mean, right? Who does want that?

"It stopped even being a fortune, the way you could say a word too many times in a row and turn it into nonsense." (page 237-238)

I think "wider" and "descent" turn into complete nonsense after you say them more than three times in a row.  I was teaching a GMAT problem once and had to say "and wider" about six times in six sentences and by the end, I wasn't even sure what I was saying.

Words I looked up:

Boyar: a member of the old aristocracy in Russia, next in rank to a prince (page 69)

Mured: shut up in a closed space (page 87)

Dotard: an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined (page 282)

Friday, January 01, 2021

2020 Pop Sugar Reading Challenge

For the third year in a row, I completed the Pop Sugar Reading Challenge. 2018 and 2019. Most of these are links to reviews I wrote when I read it at the time, but I wrote a sentence or two if I didn't do a full review.  

1. A book that's published in 2020: Golden in Death by JD Robb (library) - This is the 50th book in the series. It's as comfortable as old sweatpants. I, obviously, loved it.

2. A book by a trans or nonbinary author: Meanwhile, Elsewhere edited by Cat Fitzpatrick and Casey Plett (library)

3. A book with a great first line: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (library) - The first line is: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

4. A book about a book club: The Bromance Book Club by Lyssa Kay Adams (library)

5. A book set in a city that has hosted the Olympics: The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler (library) - Los Angeles hosted the Olympics in 1984 and will again in 2028.

6. A bildungsroman: The Outsiders by SE Hinton (library)

7. The first book you touch on a shelf with your eyes closed: It Ends with Us by Colleen Hoover (library)

8.  A book with an upside-down image on the cover: Fleishman is in Trouble by Taffy Brodesser-Akner (library)

9. A book with a map: Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo (library)

10. A book recommended by your favorite blog, vlog, podcast, or online book club: Such a Fun Age by Kiley Reid (library) - Recommended by the great and good Kat Chow on the podcast Pop Culture Happy Hour

11. An anthology: Well-Read Black Girl by Glory Edim (library)

12. A book that passes the Bechdel test: Turtles All the Way Down by John Green (library)

13. A book with the same title as a movie or TV show but is unrelated to it: The Nanny by Gilly Macmillan (library)

14. A book by an author with flora or fauna in their name: Royal Assassin by Robin Hobb (library ebook)

15.  A book published the month of your birthday: The Hating Game by Sally Thorne (library ebook) - Published in August 2016.

16. A book about or by a woman in STEM: Things You Save in a Fire by Katherine Center (library ebook)

17. A book that won an award in 2019: Trust Exercise by Susan Choi (library) - This book won the National Book Award for fiction in 2019, despite it being kind of a terrible book.

18. A book on a subject you know nothing about: Unfollow by Megan Phelps-Roper (library)

19. A book with only words on the cover, no images or graphics: A Very Large Expanse of Sea by Tahereh Mafi (library)

20. A book with a pun in the title: Books Can Be Deceiving by Jenn McKinlay (library)

21.  A book featuring one of the seven deadly sins: The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers (library ebook) - Anger is right there in the title. Good deal about greed, as well.

22. A book with a robot, cyborg, or AI character: A Closed and Common Orbit by Becky Chambers (library ebook)

23: A book with a bird on the cover: Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls (library)

24. A fiction or nonfiction book about a world leader: A Column of Fire by Ken Follett (library) - Lots of Queen Elizabeth talk.

25. A book with "gold," "silver," or "bronze" in the title: Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik (library)

26. A book by a WOC: Silver Sparrow by Tayari Jones (library)

27. A book with at least a four-star rating on Goodreads: The Purity of Vengeance by Jussi Adler-Olsen (library) - It had 4.05 stars when I started it. 

28.  A book you meant to read in 2019: Lethal White by Robert Galbraith (book given to me by my father-in-law)

29. A book about or involving social media: An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green (library)

30. A book that has a book on the cover: The Storied Life of AJ Fikry by Gabrielle Zevin (library ebook)

31. A medical thriller: Postmortem by Patricia Cornwell (library): Dr. Kay Scarpetta is a medical examiner who solves a series of murders. It was fine, but I didn't love it and I won't be seeking out more from this series.

32. A book with a made-up language: Cibola Burn by James S.A. Corey (library) - The Belters speak a creole language, sort of a pidgin language that was created to help aid communication when people came from a variety of different locations.

33. A book set in a country beginning with "C": Girl at War by Sara Nović (library ebook) - Set in Croatia

34. A book you picked because the title caught your attention: The Burgess Boys by Elizabeth Strout (library ebook) - I picked it from the "skip the line" when I didn't have any library books on my Kindle.

35. A book with a three-word title: The Hanging Girl by Jussi Adler-Olsen (library ebook)

36.  A book with a pink cover: Rendezvous by Amanda Quick (library)

37. A Western: The Luminaries by Eleanor Catton (University library) - Maybe a tiny bit of a stretch to say it's a Western, but let's go with it.

38. A book by or about a journalist: Charm City by Laura Lipmann (library)

39. Read a banned book during Banned Books Week: George by Alex Gino (library ebook) - A moving book written by a trans author about an elementary school aged girl who was born into a boy's body.

40: Your favorite prompt from a past POPSUGAR Reading Challenge: Circe by Madeline Miller (library) - 2019's "a book inspired by mythology, legend, or folklore." It's maybe not my favorite prompt, but the book is an interesting twist on a myth.



Advanced list!!

41. A book written by an author in their 20s: The Bone Season by Samantha Shannon (library)

42. A book with "20" or "twenty" in the title: Twenty Boy Summer by Sarah Ockler (library)

43. A book with a character with a vision impairment of enhancement (a nod to 20/20 vision): Dark Lover by J. R. Ward (library) - The hero vampire in this novel can barely see. 

44. A book set in Japan, host of the 2020 Olympics: A Tale for the Time Being by Ruth Ozeki (library)

45. A book set in the 1920s: Bright Young Things by Anna Godbersen (library ebook)

46. A book by an author who has written more than 20 books: Butchers Hill by Laura Lippman (library)

47. A book with more than 20 letters in its title: Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers (library ebook)

48. A book published in the 20th century: Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb (library ebook) - First published on March 1, 1996.

49. A book from a series with more than 20 books: The Black Lyon by Jude Deveraux (library ebook): Deveraux was an important author in my early romance readership.  This book did not hold up especially well upon a reread, but I'm determined to get through all of the Montgomery-Taggert books because I know there's some good stuff in there. (NOTE: I did not make it past the second book in the series. So goes my vow.)

50. A book with a main character in their 20s: The Bride Test by Helen Hoang (library)

Wrap-up!

Books I loved: Six of Crows, Such a Fun Age, Royal Assassin, A Very Large Expanse of Sea, The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, A Closed and Common Orbit, Cibola Burn, A Tale for the Time Being, Record of a Spaceborn Few, Assassin's Apprentice

Books I liked: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Big Sleep, Unfollow, A Column of Fire, Silver Sparrow, Lethal White, George, Girl at War, Charm City, Dark Lover, Butchers Hill, The Bride Test

Books I thought were fine: Meanwhile, Elsewhere, Bromance Book Club, Fleishman is in Trouble, Well-Read Black Girl, The Hating Game, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, Spinning Silver, Purity of Vengeance, The Storied Life of AJ Fikry, The Burgess Boys, The Hanging Girl, Circe

Books I thought were terrible: The Outsiders (I'm sorry!), Turtles All the Way Down, Trust Exercise, An Absolutely Remarkable Thing, The Luminaries, The Bone Season, The Black Lyon

Books I forgot ten minutes after I finished them: Golden in Death, It Ends with Us, The Nanny, Things You Save in a Fire, Books Can Be Deceiving, Postmortem, Rendezvous, Twenty Boy Summer, Bright Young Things

Monday, April 10, 2023

6.10 Judgment - Uprooted by Naomi Novik

Bestest Friend and I are doing a blog project. Each day we will write a blog post on a pre-determined theme chosen by a random noun generator. The theme for the tenth day of the month is "Judgment." I have personally decided that I will pass judgment on a book on the tenth day of each month. 

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Spinning Silver (standalone novel)
Scholomance (trilogy)



Uprooted by Naomi Novik is a standalone fantasy novel.  I have a mixed history with Novik's writings. If you care to peruse my reviews of her other books, the links are above. I thought the Temeraire series was mixed in terms of success of each individual novel, but have overall positive feelings about dragons, so am pretty fond of it overall; I thought Scholomance started off strongly and then trickled down into not great; and I thought Spinning Silver had an excellent first third and then became a slog. Whatever will I think of Uprooted?

I thought the beginning of the book was so promising. There's a magician in a tower and every ten years he takes a girl from the nearby villages as his servant. These women are allowed to leave after ten years, but they're not the same. Agnieszka is chosen and must go live with The Dragon. Great premise!

But. You guys. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO SAY THIS?

The Dragon abuses Agnieskza over and over again. He starts by telling her she's dirty (which is kind of true), horse-faced, and a mess. He doesn't explain to her that she's a witch and that he's teaching her magic, but instead forces magic on her until she crumples into a heap. And yet I'm supposed to believe she just falls in love with him?!

I find myself IRATE.

I also find Agnieszka to be such a special snowflake that she's nearly insufferable (nearly because I like that she loves her mom and is a really good friend to Kasia). Oh, she's a witch and never knew it? Oh, she's not just a witch, but a special kind of witch who can only do magics that have been thought to be long lost? Oh, she's not just a special kind of witch, but she's specialized in a special special type of magic? OH REALLY?

I find myself annoyed.

2/5 stars (also, now I'm grumpy)

Line of note:
"I've had lovers now and then, mostly soldiers. But once you're old enough, they're like flowers: you know the bloom will fade even as you put them in the glass." (page 318)
Bleak. 

Wednesday, October 07, 2020

2020 Q3 Books!

First quarter book list here. Second quarter here. Unlike the second quarter when I didn't read much, I was basically reading all the time in the third quarter because I was trying to escape from the dark reality of 2020.

7/1: The Right Swipe by Alisha Rai (library ebook) 

7/4: The Girl in the Spider's Web by David Lagercrantz (library ebook): After Stieg Larsson's death, there were some legal debates about his estate, including the rights to the Millennium series.  Lagercrantz has written several additional books in the series; this is the first one he wrote. It was supremely disappointing. Not enough Lisbeth.  Too much NSA wrangling. 

7/5: Wings of Fire: The Dragonet Prophecy by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

7/6: Saga Volume Two by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples (library)

7/10: Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik (library)

7/11: Followers by Megan Angelo (library ebook)

7/15: The Bone Season by Samantha Shannon (library)

7/17: Assassin's Quest by Robin Hobb (library)

7/19: Slave to Sensation by Nalini Singh (library ebook): Excellent first novel in a paranormal romance series. Huge thumbs up from me. Put the next book in the series on hold.

7/20: Unfollow by Megan Phelps-Roper (library)

7/20: Saga Volume Three by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples (library)

7/20: Secrets of a Summer Night by Lisa Kleypas (library ebook)

7/23: Wings of Fire: The Lost Heir by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

7/25: Such a Fun Age by Kiley Reid (library)

7/26: Sourdough by Robin Sloan (library ebook): I did not enjoy the quirkiness of this book. The writing itself was fine, but the plot bordered on ridiculous.

7/29: Visions of Heat by Nalini Singh (library ebook): This book was the exact same plot as the first book. What a strange thing to do in your sophomore book.

8/1: Fool's Errand by Robin Hobb (library)

8/4: Red at the Bone by Jacqueline Woodson (library): Book club book.  Okay. Rumor has it that it would be better to listen to the audiobook than read it.

8/4: Stars of Fortune by Nora Roberts (library ebook):  It was one of the "skip the line" books on the Libby app and I got it because I was nostalgic for old skool Roberts and I got this magically mystical nonsense with too many stereotypical fantasy characters (seer, warlock, mermaid, teleporter, she-wolf, and an immortal warrior).  No, thanks. If you want a magical story from Roberts, check out the Donovan Legacy books instead.

8/5: Everything, Everything by Nicola Yoon (library ebook)

8/6: Wings of Fire: The Hidden Kingdom by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

8/8: Rendezvous by Amanda Quick (library)

8/8: Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers (library ebook)

8/9: An Extraordinary Union by Alyssa Cole (library ebook): A freed slave spies for the Union by acting as a slave when she falls in love with another spy, who happens to be a white man.  I get that the author was trying to show us another side of a black woman's experience, but I just can't  help but think that I would never fall in love with someone who my first thought about was that they were going to rape me.

8/11: Darkfever by Karen Marie Moning (library ebook)

8/15: Cibola Burn by S. A. Corey (library)

8/20: The Golden Fool by Robin Hobb (library ebook)

8/22: The Hating Game by Sally Thorne (library ebook)

8/23: Saga Volume Four by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples (library)

8/24: Wings of Fire: The Dark Secret by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

8/24: Dark Lover by J. R. Ward (library ebook)

8/24: The Duke and I by Julia Quinn (library)


8/25: Pumpkinheads written by Rainbow Rowell and illustrated by Faith Erin Hicks (library): Very cute book about two teenagers who are having their last night at a Halloween-themed park where they have worked.  The illustrations are fun and it's a fun plot.  

8/27: Wings of Fire: The Brightest Night by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

8/27: Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston (library ebook): It's a utopian romance novel if the 2016 election had been won by a woman and a relationship between gay men was publicly embraced.  It was sweet, but a bit too sweet for 2020.

8/30:  Nemesis Games by James S.A. Corey (library)

8/31 Mr. Perfect by Linda Howard (library): Published in 2000, Mr. Perfect is a time capsule of flip phones and meeting people at airport gates.  A fine book, especially if you like exposition dumps and love at first sight

9/1: Lover Eternal by J. R. Ward (library ebook): This book is kind of terrible, what with its weak heroine who sleeps with the hero just hours after he seeks out a stranger for ex, not to mention the dumb names the author comes up with, but here I am trying to juggle my library list to see if I can somehow put the next book on my hold list. I'm not even going to try to defend my reading choices anymore.

9/4: Postmortem by Patricia Cornwell (library):  Medical examiner attempts to solve a series of murders.  I wanted it to be like Sue Grafton's alphabet series, but Kay Scarpetta is no Kinsey Millhone.

9/4: The Viscount Who Loved Me by Julia Quinn (library)

9/5: Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake by Sarah MacLean (library)

9/5: Alex by Sawyer Bennet (library ebook): Contemporary romance novel about an addiction counselor and her hot NHL boyfriend.  Perfectly fine.

9/15: Babylon's Ashes by James S. A. Corey (library)

9/17: Fool's Fate by Robin Hobb (library ebook)

9/18: Saga Volume Five by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples (library)

9/18: An Offer From a Gentleman by Julia Quinn (library)

9/20: Indigo by Beverly Jenkins (library)

9/22: The Bride Test by Helen Hoang (library)

9//26: Twenty Boy Summer by Sarah Ockler (library)

9/27: Magic Bites by Ilona Andrews (library ebook): I am not the reader for this violent urban fantasy novel.  

9/28: Dragon Keeper by Robin Hobb (library)

9/30: Lover Awakened by J.R. Ward (library ebook):  Yes, these books are kind of terrible and inconsistent. Yes, I will keep reading more books in the series.

Total: 50 books

Monday, October 17, 2022

A Deadly Education (The Scholomance #1) by Naomi Novik

In general, I am a Naomi Novik fan. Her writing tends to be hit or miss for me, but more on the hit side. I have fond memories of the Temeraire series (DRAGONS!), although it does seem like every other book was a bit of a slog. I even thought the first part of Spinning Silver was pretty great. And, just as I had taken A Deadly Education out of the library, a friend told me all about how much she loved it, so I took it as a good sign. A Deadly Education is the first in a trilogy and I don't think it's a spoiler to tell you that I've already requested the other two books from the library.

So what we have here is a magical school. But this is not Hogwarts, with its cushy common rooms and Pomona Sprout to heal our broken bones. This is the Scholomance where death lurks behind every corner and to survive, you have to be lucky, smart, and allied with the right people. El, our heroine, is lucky and smart, but she's an "independent," which is to say that she's not allied with people from an enclave. Because of this, she's really struggling with keeping her magical skills sharp. But then Orion Lake comes along, saving her life, and suddenly she has friends, but the school is getting more and more dangerous.

There's a lot to like here. I am a big fan of the Scholomance and its history. I really dug how there are malaficaria, monsters and evil beasties, everywhere. El was frequently looking under her bed and around corners and even in the mashed potatoes and I really liked how Novik never dropped this, so as a reader, you were always on edge. I liked that we got to see El doing work - building a magic mirror, learning languages, and even doing exercise to build up her magical energy force, mana.  I like how El's friends seemed to come from a variety of backgrounds, racial and class. I liked a lot about this.

But there's also a huge whiff of a romance here. I would definitely liked to see this trilogy go by without a romance. I want a young adult series about bad ass young women in an evil magic school in which the plot ends up being about kissing. I want to see it about them improving their skills, working with other people, and having success that doesn't wrap around a romantic relationship. I do understand that this is a young adult book, and young adults are exploring their sexuality, but, geez. I just don't want it. 

I'll be back for more, though. I can't quit the Scholomance without knowing what becomes of El.

4.5/5 stars

Okay, apparently there's been some controversy about a couple of passages in the book potentially being racially problematic. I think this controversy is overstated, Novik has apologized and intends to change some language in future printings, and I don't think it should dissuade anyone from reading the book. This blog post covers it better than I ever could, so I leave it for you to read at your leisure.

Things I Looked Up:

Burj Khalifa (page 150) - Tallest building in the world, a skyscraper in Dubai.

oubliette (page 275) - A secret dungeon with access only through a trapdoor in its ceiling. This seems like a particularly specialized word and now I'm trying to figure out ways to bring it up in my everyday conversations.

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Catalogpalooza 2020!



Since the beginning of the month, I've been collecting all the catalogs and stacking them on our dining room table. Dr. BB finally noticed this yesterday and asked if I was ever going to throw them away. I'm taking that as a hint that I better write this post.  I've got around twenty and here are the highlights.

1) Garrett Wade (Where Good Tools Come First): I've never gotten this catalog before and I'm crazy for it.  From sewing supplies to woodshop instruments to toys, this catalog has it all.  
Wind-up toys ($18.80 - 19.25), woodworking chisels ($87.50), and beechwood sewing kit ($92.50)

2) Garnet Hill (Beautiful, Naturally): I don't know exactly who the target audience is for this catalog, but there are a handful of items that drew my eye. It's got a lot of linens, housewares, and cozy clothes. The biggest thing this catalog has going for it, in my eyes, is that the pajama sets don't have buttons on them.  I hate buttons on my pjs.

Personalized hooked wool throw pillow ($129), Asian wrap organic pajamas ($79), and kids boiled wool slipper boots ($48)

3) The Grommet (Don't Gift Boring): What a strange catalog. I guess its theme is gifts and gadgets, but I mostly appreciate that it very clearly labels everything that's made in the United States.
Plate spinning toy ($19.95), custom nautical pillow (starting at $85), books as art ($24)

4) The Vermont Country Store (Purveyors of the Practical and Hard-To-Find): Now, I know that the target audience for this catalog is little old ladies who live in New England, but I'm so happy that it arrives in my mailbox every year. I think it's just predicting who I will soon become.  Lots of cozy loungewear, 1980s make-up and food your grandmother serves at holidays.

I have been stalking the cookie aisle of my grocery store looking for these windmill cookies for months, but I open the VCS catalog and there they were and I knew that I had fallen into the trap of being an old lady before my time. Or is early 40s old now?  Who knows?
Spiced windmill cookies ($19.95 for 14 ounces, which is INSANE), one-button Irish wool asymmetrical wool cardigan ($139.95 - $149.95), 10 clip-on LED candles ($39.95 for a set of 10, which seems reasonable to me), cardinal flannel sheet set ($129.95 for a queen set)


5) Hammacher Schlemmer (America's Longest Running Catalog): This reminds me a lot of the Brookstone catalog. It's just a bunch of stuff that solves problems you didn't even realize that you had. This year I was fascinated by all the stuff that they had on order as a response to the pandemic. Most catalogs seem to be going on as if business is 100% normal, we are not in a global pandemic, but HS leaned in.  
Weather station ($179.95), no contact thermometer ($149.95), air purifier ($239.95-$299.95), foldaway sit stand desk ($199.9 - seriously I think this is such a smart idea for all the people now working from home; I'm seriously considering adding something like it to my wish list)

6) Caswell-Massey (America's Original): Soaps and fragrances galore in this catalog. You can almost smell the aroma of the old school scents through the pages. I really think that anything in this catalog would be a great gift, as long as the person doesn't have any sensory issues with smells.


Centuries year of soap ($98 for twelve  5.8 ounce soap bars with almond, lavender, verbena, sandalwood, oatmeal & honey, and cucumber scents), Centuries eau de toilette gift set ($60 for four 15mL bottles of sandalwood, verbena, lavender, and almond), Dr. Hunter's original remedies gift set ($49.95 for hand cream, foot cream, body cleanser, castile soap bar, cuticle cream, lip salve)

7) Grandin Road: This is the first time I've ever gotten this home decor catalog. It's like someone threw up Christmas. Towards the end, there's non-holiday stuff, but I have to admit that it was like looking at an extremely tacky Renovation Hardware catalog. It super expensive and not really my style, but I tried to find some gems in there.


Amelia cabinet (on sale now for $399.20, which is stupid expensive considering I'd have to remove the ugly leaf door pulls), tiered Christmas tree server (on sale now for $159.20, which is crazy expensive, too!)


8) Uncommon Goods (We're All Out of the Ordinary): I've been getting this catalog for years now and it's a bit disappointing that they don't refresh their stock much.  I've definitely written about some of my favorite items before, but it's becoming harder and harder to find new discoveries in this one.


Vote necklace (available in silver or brass, $50 including a $5 donation to the League of Women Voters), MLB game ball friendship bracelet ($64), 1000-piece vintage national parks puzzle ($20)

9) MindWare (Brainy Toys for Kids of All Ages): I just learned that this is actually an Oriental Trading catalog and it makes me wonder why I don't get the OT catalog. Now I'm sad.  I think it's challenging to find toys now that all the toy stores have closed, so this is as close to wandering around a Toys R Us as it gets for me these days. I'm not shopping for a particular kid right now, so I don't have anything in mind just yet, but here are some vague contenders.

Complete baking and cooking cookbooks for young chefs ($29.95 for a set of 2), magic penny magnet kit ($25.95), Keva plank set ($99.95 for 200 pieces, but there are smaller sets available)



10) Bronner's (America's Largest Christmas Store): Bronner's is located in Frankenmuth, Michigan and I used to regularly go there when I was growing up in Michigan. Last year when Dr. BB and I were visiting my mom and sister, we went and purchased an artificial Christmas tree there and we've been on the mailing list every since. If you've never been to this store, imagine a warehouse store filled with Christmas tchotchkes, decorations, and ornaments in every crevice.  It's overwhelming and one of my favorite places to browse and purchase exactly two things.  If you're ever in the area, it's definitely worth a visit. If you're not in the area, maybe consider getting on their catalog list.

14.5 inch ceramic Christmas tree (my mother-in-law had one of these and it makes me nostalgic, $39.99), 3 inch tall metal peacock ornament ($29.99), personalized paw stocking ($17.99), personalized heart tree (up to ten names, $17.99), set of four winter cardinal ornaments ($11.99)

And that is that. I also have about a million catalogs with clothes (Stio, Carve Designs, Boden, Orvis, and the like), but that is not what the great Catalogpalooza is about.  Do you have a favorite holiday catalog?  

As always, no one pays me to write any of this. There are no kickbacks coming to me. Click on links with abandon.