Monday, August 20, 2007

The Battle of Subfields

"No one's emailed me to get into my class."

"It's because no one likes math. In a popularity contest, philosophy would win over math."

"What the fuck are you talking about? No one likes philosophy. You can't read that shit. Someone's in a cave...someone's blind...blah blah blah. What's that about?"

"Whatever. To teach math all you have to do is get a PhD in math and speak English. To teach philosophy you have to be good at it."

"We don't have PhDs!!"

"Or speak English?"

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous8/21/2007

    This reminds of the now-familiar-to-everyone line:

    "Why are academic rivalries so intense? Because the stakes are so small!"

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  2. oh my god BB said that? SO rude!

    but funny...

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  3. From someone who teaches philosophical logic, (and is reading your old posts on grad school)... I didn't think either of you were teachiing philosophy...

    If you want to see an icky combination, teach logic. It is the un-holy union of philosophy and math.

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