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Wednesday, February 24, 2021

25 Best Romance Books of All Time

There was a list put out by Book Bub that listed the 25 best romance books of all time, so I, of course, decided I had to see how many I had read and complete the list. I had only read five or six of the books, so I set to making my education on classic romance novels complete.  I linked to my post if I wrote a full post on the book, but otherwise linked to Goodreads and wrote a little bit about it. In general, I'd have to say these are definitely not my favorite romance novels.

1. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (1813) - DNF at 10%. I don't like enemies to lovers, there are approximately eighty characters to keep track of, and this foundational piece of writing made it clear to me why there are so many tropes in romance.  Eh.  Keep your old-timey romance. 

2. The Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (1991)- Solid writing, but I'm not into motherhood as a driving force for my entire life or graphic rape scenes, so I never read any more of the series.

3. Devil in Winter  (Wallflowers #3) by Lisa Kleypas (2006) -  So close to being a good book. So close.

4. The Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang (2018)- Not bad, but probably not for me. I did put Hoang's next novel on hold at the library after I read it, though.

5. Frederica by Georgette Heyer (1965) - DNF this regency romance at 50%.  I just could not care about the stodgy Marquis and the snarky Frederica, let alone her quirky siblings. No, thanks.  Great scene with the dog in the park, though.

6. Dark Lover by J. R. Ward (2005) - Terrible names. Big, bad alpha saving the weak heroine. I did get the next book in the series, but I'm not hopeful. (Edited to add: I'm actually on tenth book of the series as I'm finishing the list and while the series has some flaws, I do enjoy it greatly.)

7. The Hating Game by Sally Thorne (2016) - Funny.  Terrible characters.

8. Darkfever by Karen Marie Moning (2006) - How is this even a romance novel? It's not!  There's no romantic story line and if you consider it a slooooow build over several books, the romantic plot is not the central one of this particular novel. 

9. The Wedding Date by Jasmine Guillory (2018) - Completely forgettable.

10. Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston  (2019) - A good book, but just a bit too optimistic for me to be reading during the summer of 2020. It's like everything that could be in the world if humans acted like humans instead of like monsters.  Very sweet and a great representation of gay romance.

11. Magic Bites by Ilona Andrews (2007) - This is an urban fantasy novel, but I'd be hard-pressed to call it a romance. Much like Darkfever, there's no romantic plot and it wasn't until the last chapter that I realized who the "hero" was. Maybe it's the start of a series about that relationship, but no matter what it's definitely not my type of book.

12. Mr. Perfect by Linda Howard (2000) - This did not age well, but it was a fine read if you're into love at first sight.



13. The Duke and I with second epilogue (Bridgertons Book 1) by Julia Quinn  (2000) - Non-consensual sex is called rape. I think I really like Quinn's writing, with its bantering dialogue and interesting characters, but in every book I read there's something that makes it not great and it's always a disappointment.

14. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte  (1847) - DNF for the millionth time in my life. I just don't like Jane and it feels like the point of the novel is torture porn. Life is too short for me to waste time reading something I despise.

15. Slave to Sensation by Nalini Singh (2006) - Very good paranormal romance. What you have here is an interracial love story between an emotional robot and a leopard.  The hero is an alpha which isn't really my jam, but I liked the world building and put the next book in the series on hold at the library. (Edited to add: I have finished the series and think Singh is brilliant.)

16. Indigo by Beverly Jenkins (1996) - So, so good. I loved this book and am thrilled to learn that Jenkins has written a ton more.

17. Nine Rules to Break While Romancing a Rake by Sarah MacLean  (2010)- Basically the same book as Julia Quinn's The Viscount Who Loved Me (2000). 

18. The Magpie Lord by K. J. Charles (2013) - Loved every second of this m/m Victorian gothic romance.  I'd never heard of the book before this list, but it's definitely worth a read.

19. An Extraordinary Union by Alyssa Cole (2017) - A consensual interracial relationship that takes place in the South during the Civil War. I wanted to like it, but found it so unbelievable that my limits of credulity were busted wide open.

20. The Right Swipe by Alisha Rai (2019) - Another completely forgettable entry in the list.

21. Lord of Scoundrels (Scoundrels #3) by Loretta Chase (1995)  - DNF the first book in the series at 10%. Went ahead and just ordered this one and DNFed it at 18%. I don't think the enemies to lovers trope is my deal. I hate it when people are mean/rude to each other.  

22. A Knight in Shining Armor by Jude Deveraux (1989) - Great time travel book if you're into that sort of thing.  

23. The Flame and the Flower by Kathleen E. Woodiwiss (1972) - DNF at 6%. There was an attempted rape scene, an actual rape scene, and another rape scene was in progress as I shut my Kindle with force as I told my husband that I read for escapism and repeated rape is not doing it for me. I understand that this book is a pioneering classic in the genre, but while rape is a reality of real life, I don't need or want it to be the entirety of my fiction reading.

24. Vision in White (Book 1 in the Bride Quartet) by Nora Roberts (2009) - When my husband was interviewing at a small school in southeastern Wisconsin in 2011, I stopped by a local KMart and bought this book. It's delightful.  It's maybe the best series Roberts has ever written and this is maybe the best example of a "beta" hero that exists.  I love everything about this book.

25. Lord of the Fading Lands by C. L. Wilson (2007) -  This was a fine read. I wouldn't rate as one of the top 25 romance novels I read this year, let alone of all time, but if you're into romance and epic fantasy, you'll enjoy this.

Wednesday, October 07, 2020

2020 Q3 Books!

First quarter book list here. Second quarter here. Unlike the second quarter when I didn't read much, I was basically reading all the time in the third quarter because I was trying to escape from the dark reality of 2020.

7/1: The Right Swipe by Alisha Rai (library ebook) 

7/4: The Girl in the Spider's Web by David Lagercrantz (library ebook): After Stieg Larsson's death, there were some legal debates about his estate, including the rights to the Millennium series.  Lagercrantz has written several additional books in the series; this is the first one he wrote. It was supremely disappointing. Not enough Lisbeth.  Too much NSA wrangling. 

7/5: Wings of Fire: The Dragonet Prophecy by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

7/6: Saga Volume Two by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples (library)

7/10: Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik (library)

7/11: Followers by Megan Angelo (library ebook)

7/15: The Bone Season by Samantha Shannon (library)

7/17: Assassin's Quest by Robin Hobb (library)

7/19: Slave to Sensation by Nalini Singh (library ebook): Excellent first novel in a paranormal romance series. Huge thumbs up from me. Put the next book in the series on hold.

7/20: Unfollow by Megan Phelps-Roper (library)

7/20: Saga Volume Three by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples (library)

7/20: Secrets of a Summer Night by Lisa Kleypas (library ebook)

7/23: Wings of Fire: The Lost Heir by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

7/25: Such a Fun Age by Kiley Reid (library)

7/26: Sourdough by Robin Sloan (library ebook): I did not enjoy the quirkiness of this book. The writing itself was fine, but the plot bordered on ridiculous.

7/29: Visions of Heat by Nalini Singh (library ebook): This book was the exact same plot as the first book. What a strange thing to do in your sophomore book.

8/1: Fool's Errand by Robin Hobb (library)

8/4: Red at the Bone by Jacqueline Woodson (library): Book club book.  Okay. Rumor has it that it would be better to listen to the audiobook than read it.

8/4: Stars of Fortune by Nora Roberts (library ebook):  It was one of the "skip the line" books on the Libby app and I got it because I was nostalgic for old skool Roberts and I got this magically mystical nonsense with too many stereotypical fantasy characters (seer, warlock, mermaid, teleporter, she-wolf, and an immortal warrior).  No, thanks. If you want a magical story from Roberts, check out the Donovan Legacy books instead.

8/5: Everything, Everything by Nicola Yoon (library ebook)

8/6: Wings of Fire: The Hidden Kingdom by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

8/8: Rendezvous by Amanda Quick (library)

8/8: Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers (library ebook)

8/9: An Extraordinary Union by Alyssa Cole (library ebook): A freed slave spies for the Union by acting as a slave when she falls in love with another spy, who happens to be a white man.  I get that the author was trying to show us another side of a black woman's experience, but I just can't  help but think that I would never fall in love with someone who my first thought about was that they were going to rape me.

8/11: Darkfever by Karen Marie Moning (library ebook)

8/15: Cibola Burn by S. A. Corey (library)

8/20: The Golden Fool by Robin Hobb (library ebook)

8/22: The Hating Game by Sally Thorne (library ebook)

8/23: Saga Volume Four by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples (library)

8/24: Wings of Fire: The Dark Secret by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

8/24: Dark Lover by J. R. Ward (library ebook)

8/24: The Duke and I by Julia Quinn (library)


8/25: Pumpkinheads written by Rainbow Rowell and illustrated by Faith Erin Hicks (library): Very cute book about two teenagers who are having their last night at a Halloween-themed park where they have worked.  The illustrations are fun and it's a fun plot.  

8/27: Wings of Fire: The Brightest Night by Tui T. Sutherland (library)

8/27: Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston (library ebook): It's a utopian romance novel if the 2016 election had been won by a woman and a relationship between gay men was publicly embraced.  It was sweet, but a bit too sweet for 2020.

8/30:  Nemesis Games by James S.A. Corey (library)

8/31 Mr. Perfect by Linda Howard (library): Published in 2000, Mr. Perfect is a time capsule of flip phones and meeting people at airport gates.  A fine book, especially if you like exposition dumps and love at first sight

9/1: Lover Eternal by J. R. Ward (library ebook): This book is kind of terrible, what with its weak heroine who sleeps with the hero just hours after he seeks out a stranger for ex, not to mention the dumb names the author comes up with, but here I am trying to juggle my library list to see if I can somehow put the next book on my hold list. I'm not even going to try to defend my reading choices anymore.

9/4: Postmortem by Patricia Cornwell (library):  Medical examiner attempts to solve a series of murders.  I wanted it to be like Sue Grafton's alphabet series, but Kay Scarpetta is no Kinsey Millhone.

9/4: The Viscount Who Loved Me by Julia Quinn (library)

9/5: Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake by Sarah MacLean (library)

9/5: Alex by Sawyer Bennet (library ebook): Contemporary romance novel about an addiction counselor and her hot NHL boyfriend.  Perfectly fine.

9/15: Babylon's Ashes by James S. A. Corey (library)

9/17: Fool's Fate by Robin Hobb (library ebook)

9/18: Saga Volume Five by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples (library)

9/18: An Offer From a Gentleman by Julia Quinn (library)

9/20: Indigo by Beverly Jenkins (library)

9/22: The Bride Test by Helen Hoang (library)

9//26: Twenty Boy Summer by Sarah Ockler (library)

9/27: Magic Bites by Ilona Andrews (library ebook): I am not the reader for this violent urban fantasy novel.  

9/28: Dragon Keeper by Robin Hobb (library)

9/30: Lover Awakened by J.R. Ward (library ebook):  Yes, these books are kind of terrible and inconsistent. Yes, I will keep reading more books in the series.

Total: 50 books

Wednesday, September 09, 2020

Two Books, One Plot

 The Duke and I 

The Viscount Who Loved Me is the second novel in the Bridgertons series.  This novel follows Anthony, the oldest brother of the heroine from The Duke and I. In this novel, Anthony sets his sights on Edwina Sheffield, the current it girl of society life. Unfortunately for Edwina, he falls for her older sister Kate along the way.

This book is total wish fulfillment. Kate is plain with average looks and the handsome, rich viscount falls in love with her!  How delightful! They have fun banter. The sexual tension is off the charts. They start out hating one another, but that turns quickly.

But.  

In The Duke and I, Quinn introduced marital rape as a way to a man's heart. In this book, the hero only realizes he loves the heroine after she freaks out in a thunderstorm and he gets to save the damsel in distress.  I just...found this upsetting.  The heroine is otherwise a strong woman, and this thunderstorm freak out seems quite out of character, despite the lame back story behind it.

My theory is that Quinn is quite good at writing historical fiction that is clearly written by a contemporary author, but that she doesn't know how to create conflict without resorting to unnecessary and disturbing tropes.  The fourth book of this series is quite beloved, so I'm going to try to get through at least the first four books in this series, but I'm hoping Quinn figures her shit out because I'm seriously disappointing that books that make me laugh and that are fun to read always have these "but" paragraphs.  Just write a good book from start to finish.  


I left the world of the Bridgertons and read Sarah MacLean's Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake next.  I was utterly befuddled when the plots were nearly identical.

Heroine: Wallflower, average looking, older than the normal debutante
Heroine's family: Super protective older relative, a sister who is the latest It Girl making her debut in society
Hero: A titled man, oh, so handsome, not looking to get married, but what can you do when that completely average looking woman with a tart tongue comes around?
Hero: Deep rooted traumas from the past
Best writing component: Snappy dialogue
Worst writing component:  Historical fiction that reads like it was written by a contemporary author with no idea of what the historical time period was actually like.

In both of these books, the hero absolutely "compromises" the heroine and that's the catalyst for marriage, which I guess is historically accurate, although it drive me insane that neither of the women seem to realize exactly how terrible their circumstances would have been if the rich noblemen had not done the "right thing."

I liked both of these books - I really did! I also found them formulaic and off-putting.  Maybe I'm just not cut out for historical romance novels?