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My cat likes the smell of peppermint, so right after you brush your teeth or eat a candy cane, she is all up in your mouth like it is HER BUSINESS. Dr. BB recently took a picture of the cat crawling up on face to Facebook with the update: Zelda REALLY likes the smell of peppermint. My sister responded with (please forgive all the grammatical and punctuation mistakes): Zelda must not be getting much attention from NGS. She's letting her know her time is now she wants love.
Okay, look, I know I shouldn't be upset about this, but who the fuck is my sister to suggest I don't give my cat enough fucking attention?! This is why family is hard. I don't take this as teasing or even mocking of the cat, but I take it as a personal slight. I cannot help but get defensive immediately. It is my way.
The same house in our neighborhood that brought you the turkey brings you this Santa. |
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To see what Bestest Friend wrote about the theme of the day, check out her blog, Too Legit to Quit.
I love you because grammatical slights are horrifying to you.
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