"Ummmm...I think I'm losing some weight. Look how much watch slides down my wrist."
"How can you be losing weight? You eat half a pint of ice cream every night."
"I think I'm just not getting enough calories. You know, riding my bike, working out, thinking important thoughts..."
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"Man can not live on ice cream alone," he says as he pours a huge heaping spoonful of uber-cheesy risotto onto his plate.
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