Thursday, January 29, 2026

It's a Dog's Life: The Rules

Our dogsitters think we're strict. In the world of dog training, I assure you that we're barely doing anything. However, we do have some rules.

Rule #1: The dog isn't allowed on the furniture.

This rule started when we first adopted her because we wanted Zelda the Cat to be able to escape from the dog if needed. However, when Hannah had some back issues it became more of a law than a rule. However, don't feel too bad for her. She doesn't really like to cuddle and there are plenty of places for her to lay down that aren't on furniture. See photo proof below. She's not allowed to go upstairs, either, which means I don't know if Hannah's ever even seen a human bed.

Rule #2: Dogs have to stop and let the human look both ways when you come to an intersection on a walk. We used to have her sit at each intersection, but it honestly takes too much time and sometimes it's wet and sometime it's cold. Now I will accept a standing halt. A clicking noise with my tongue and "good girl" is her release. 

It's been very cold here the last week. I'd love to put boots on  her front paws, too, but they are rubbing her dewclaws raw. This is the best we can do for now. New boots have been ordered, but I suspect they won't come in until the weather is warmer.

Rule #3: The dog has to wait on  her pad until she is released to eat her meal. This is basically to prevent us from tripping over her. Safety first! "Get your breakfast/dinner!" with a huge arm flourish is her release for food.

Food is on the left in the purple puzzle dish. Dog is on the right on her pad. Winter accessories are everywhere. 

Rule #4: Steps outside have proven to be verrrry challenging for Hannah. I think that's because she doesn't do any steps in our house. So we do one step at a time. I have been trying to get the number up to two at a time, but whenever I increase the number, she takes all the steps at a run. This is dangerous, particularly when it's slippery outside, so we're back to one step at a time with a very tight leash. When we get to the bottom, I put more slack in the leash and she knows she can do more than a step at a time. 

It was 4F/feels like -11F when I took this photo. She had just put her whole muzzle in a snowbank. Dogs are weird.


Do you think we're strict? What are your house rules that are never broken? 

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Cue the Sun! The Invention of Reality TV by Emily Nussbaum

Stephany recommended Cue the Sun! The Invention of Reality TV by Emily Nussbaum almost a year ago and I just got around to reading it. I mean, I do eventually circle around to my TBR.


Like Stephany, if you had asked me about the origins of reality television, I would have said it all started with The Real World on MTV (RIP MTV). Of course I would think it was The Real World because man did I eat that up when I was a teenager (This is the true story…of seven strangers…picked to live in a house…and have their lives taped…to find out what happens…when people stop being polite…and start getting real), but Nussbaum goes back in time and talks about Candid Camera and The Dating Game and goes into the deep history of the genre. 

And then things get darker as modern reality tv shows pop up. The way contestants and crew were treated on shows like Survivor and The Bachelor was atrocious and Nussbaum discusses living and working conditions and brings receipts with interviews with people who had been on set (or, in the case of Survivor, on island where in the first season they didn't have places for the crew to sleep). She discusses the evolution of contestants from Julie's naive presence on The Real World to contestants who see these types of shows as a way to jumpstart their own influencer status. 

And then things get even darker with The Apprentice and I will say no more than that. It was incredibly hard to read. 

What I like about this is that Nussbaum is clearly a fan of the genre. She doesn't pretend that she wasn't watching the live feed of the first season of Big Brother 24/7. She doesn't shy away from her eagerness to see the next episode of The Bachelor. But she also knows there are definite issues with reality television, with the exploitation of labor, including cast and crew, with the long-term psychological damage, with the way it sends contestants off into the world of pseudo-celebrity without any support (or money), with the way it edits and cuts to create stories that weren't there, and with the way it distorts what reality is. And that's not to mention the gender and racial inequities.  

I appreciate when books take pop culture seriously (more on why I take it seriously is here). What is shown on television and in the movies moves the needle in the world. The needle is often sociopolitical - think of Mr. Rogers dipping his feet into a pool with a black man, Dawson's Creek showing two men kissing, or Pedro Zamora showing everyone the reality of life of a gay man with HIV (more on him below). I think Nussbaum carves the perfect middle point of discussing why we enjoy reality with the critical lens of why we maybe shouldn't. 

Even if you aren't a reality television person, this book is worth reading. I mean, look what's happening to the American politick if nothing else. 4.5/5 stars

Lines of note:

It was the reality paradox that would, in later years, became [sic] endemic: They were superstars, but without the paycheck or social protection that usually accompanied mind-blowing celebrity. Each cast member had earned $2,600, with the first half paid weekly to cover expenses. (page 138-139)

But he did find it irresponsible that MTV hadn't offered the cast any counseling. Part of the problem with reality fame was having trusted the producers in the first place, absorbing their praise, he pointed out: If you hated your portrayal, you had to confront the fact that maybe your "puppet masters" hadn't cared about you, after all. (page 140)

That was the catch-22 of the reality genre: The savvier its subjects became, the more self-aware about their roles, the less authentic the footage was - but, arguably, the more ethical. (page 141)

The European reality phenomenon has its own complicated history, involving a separate set of pioneers, many of them easily as shameless and piratical as any Hollywood Hustler. (page 172) 

He didn't dislike the cast, he told me; it was hard not to feel some tenderness for people you watched all day. But being in the control room felt like being a prison guard - it was tempting to use your power. (page 259)

When Trump was elected president, some of the people who had worked on The Apprentice felt responsible, even (and based on my interviews, especially) those low on the call sheet. Camera operator Sarah Levy lamented that they had "created this false view of him." Former audio technician Richard Velazquez told me, "It kills me, because we created this jerk. We assisted him with his plans. It's our fault." (page 383)

For Mike Fleiss, the creator of The Bachelor, Trump's rise felt like an indelible stain on the genre, exposing something existentially rotten in the industry. "All that talk about the decline of Western civilization and the sign of the apocalypse? It turned out to be true," he said. (page 386)

Things I looked up:

Pedro Zamora (xvii) - He was after my time watching The Real World. Pedro Zamora was a Cuban-American AIDS educator and television personality. As one of the first openly gay men with AIDS to be portrayed in popular media, Zamora brought international attention to HIV/AIDS and LGBTQ issues and prejudices through his appearance on MTV's reality television series The Real World: San Francisco

Zamora's romantic relationship with Sean Sasser was also documented on the show; their relationship was later nominated by MTV viewers for "Favorite Love Story" award, and the broadcast of their commitment ceremony in 1994, in which they exchanged vows, was the first such same-sex ceremony in television history, and is considered a landmark in the history of the medium. He died shortly after the finale of his season of The Real World aired at age 22. 

Baudrillard (xix) - Sean Baudrillard was a French sociologist and philosopher with an interest in cultural studies. He is best known for his analyses of media, contemporary culture, and technological communication, as well as his formulation of concepts such as hyperreality. Frankly, I'm a bit surprised I didn't know this name. 

Stanley Kowalski (page 24) - a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire. Do I have to read this play now?

1985 music video "Stop the Madness" (page 94) - Insane anti-drug video starring, among others, Whitney Houston (woof)

1951 "Bloody Christmas" scandal (page 99) - Bloody Christmas was the severe beating of seven civilians by members of the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) on December 25, 1951. The attacks, which left five Mexican American and two white young men with broken bones and ruptured organs, were only properly investigated after lobbying from the Mexican American community. The internal inquiry by Los Angeles Chief of Police William H. Parker resulted in eight police officers being indicted for the assaults, 54 being transferred, and 39 suspended.

sub-rosa (page 168) - a Latin phrase which denotes secrecy or confidentiality. The rose has an ancient history as a symbol of secrecy. Its opposite term is sub vino, meaning "under [the grape]vine", referring to being loose-lipped whilst under the influence of alcohol.

palapa (page 327) - ambiguous in the book - could be a thatched roof made of palm tree leaves, common in Central America and Mexico OR a Filipino condiment originating from the Maranao people

Hat mentions (why hats?): 

...they all removed their hats. (page 21)

...as Funt breaks eggs into his expensive hat. (page 23)

Cracking a few eggs into a hat no longer felt especially transgressive...(page 27)

"Chuck would put a hat on me and make me his chauffeur, then have me drive to the dentist." (page 39)

He tugged his hat down over his eyes...(page 42)

...revealing a smirking drug dealer in a Panama hat...(page 94)

...lounge around their SoHo loft wearing clown hats and cowrie beads...(page 136)

"My hats are off to the people who created it..." (page 151)

Indiana Jones-esque Akubra hat (page 172)

a hat tip to the slavery miniseries Roots (page 244)

...wore only a red cowboy hat and a gun belt. (page 288)

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Did you click on the link to the "Stop the Madness" video? How batshit were the 1980s?

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Let's Celebrate!

Friends, things are dark literally and figuratively. The news is horrific, the temperature hasn't been warm enough for me to go outside for walks longer than ten minutes in a week, and we took down the Christmas tree, which has been a bigger blow than I thought it would. I can't even tell you what's happening in health news for my loved ones. So let's do something about something.

Rachel recently wrote an honest post about a handful of things that are not going well in her world. I fixated on how she has a complicated relationship with birthdays. I do, too! Mine is not the same complicated relationship as hers, though. I LOVE celebrating people's birthdays. I bring treats to work on my co-workers' birthdays. I celebrate my husband all day long. Part of this is because I LOVE finding and giving the perfect gifts. I also just want everybody to know how much they mean to me and it's easy to do on birthdays.

But my own birthday is regularly sort of forgotten. I *should* tell my husband what I want on my birthday and ask for him to make it happen. But, as I said in Rachel's comments, I don't think I should have to tell him and then he does nothing and then I'm sad. Oh, well. I suspect none of that is going to change. 

What can I change? 

How I celebrate YOU. 

Do you want me to celebrate your birthday? I can do it in so many ways! I can do a whole shoutout here on my blog. I can quietly email or text you that I am thinking of you. I can send you SNAIL MAIL (if I'm being honest, I mostly want to send you snail mail). If you live within an hour drive of wherever I am on your birthday, we could go to lunch! I could color you a picture of a cat wearing a hat. I can do more than one of these things! Maybe you want something else? Tell me. 

I have created a Google Form to ask you for your birthday and how you want to be celebrated. Fill it out and I'll put your birthday in my planner and you'll get the celebration you deserve! Even if your birthday is on a Tuesday, you can still be treated like the royalty we know you are. 

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Do you have a complicated relationship with birthdays? Do you love a birthday party?

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Edited to add: My birthday is August 16. It's the same day as Madonna and James Cameron, so I consider it a win. 

Monday, January 26, 2026

The Gales of November: The Untold Story of the Edmund Fitzgerald by John U. Bacon

My friend Eric suggested I read The Gales of November: The Untold Story of the Edmund Fitzgerald because I'm from Michigan. He didn't even know I'm obsessed with shipwreck stories (should I list them? In the Heart of the Sea, The Wager, Moby-Dick)!

(Parenthetical tangent for other listeners of the podcast Sarah's Bookshelves: I had a moment when Chrissie called The Wager "boring" and neither she nor Sarah could name the Edmund Fitzgerald. Sarah, if you need someone to come on to your show to be an expert on maritime disaster books, consider me your lady.)


So, it turns out that not everyone knows the Edmund Fitzgerald? This is crazy to me. When she was launched, she was the largest ship on the Great Lakes and she was delightful and lovely and fancier than many other ships. 

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At every level in the chain of command, from the captain to the deckhands, the engineers to the oilers, each crew member could be certain that no one at their rank had better accommodations on the Great Lakes. The purpose of all this was not to indulge employees, but to attract the very best crewmen at every position. (location 1164)

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Okay, but before we get to the Fitz, let's talk about the Great Lakes more broadly. For those of you not from (gestures wildly about as if you can see me encompassing the entire Great Lakes region) here, let me give you some facts.

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...hold more than 80 percent of North America’s freshwater, and more than 20 percent of the world’s. If you could empty the Great Lakes over North and South America, you would flood the land in a foot of standing water. (location 226)

From outer space the Great Lakes are North America’s most visible topographical feature. (location 239)

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When people say things like "the only beaches that matter are ocean beaches," I dare them to go to a Lake Michigan beach and think that's somehow worse than Jersey City. *rant kind of over*

Sailors on the Great Lakes are called "lakers" and those who go on the ocean are called "salties." This fact amuses me greatly. And guess what? The Great Lakes are not to be fucked with.

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On the Great Lakes there’s no salt to hold down the waves, so they rise more sharply and travel closer together, like jagged mountains of water coming at you in rapid succession. (location 248)

“When the salty captains first come on the Great Lakes they say, ’How hard can it be?’ ” Rick Barthuli grins, then turns serious. “How hard can it be? Ask thirty thousand men on the bottom of the Great Lakes. That’s how hard. But once the ocean sailors actually sail on the Great Lakes, they stop asking that question.” (location 334)

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So, why do lakers take chances when there have been so many shipwrecks?

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When it comes to hauling goods, trains are roughly twice as efficient as trucks, but ships are almost three times more efficient than trains and six times more efficient than trucks. The difference between ships and trucks, therefore, is not 6 percent or 60 percent—margins any corporation would covet—but 600 percent, an astronomical savings. (location 794)

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So, let's talk about November on the Great Lakes. November is a tricky month. Sometimes it's beautiful - 70 and sunny. Sometimes there's a storm of the century. In the twentieth century, there were two of these storms of the century on November 10. November 10 is the deadliest day on the Great Lakes.

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They then listed other Great Lakes tragedies that occurred on the same deadly day, November 10: the storm of 1913, which killed 254 people; another in 1930, when 67 drowned; and finally the Edmund Fitzgerald, whose twenty-nine-man crew “vanished without a trace in a nighttime torrent of slashing winds and waves on Lake Superior,” Gaines writes. (location 4894)

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The 1913 storm is called the White Hurricane (here's a book to read if that sound interesting to you - Ohio folks, you wouldn't be wrong to go with it) and I was somewhat obsessed with it when I was in high school. It was called the Storm of the Century and then 1975 came around.

In The Gales of November, Bacon walks us through the history of each of the 29 crewmembers on the Edmund Fitzgerald on that fateful November day, from the veteran captain Ernest M. McSorley who was set to retire upon docking the Fitz at the end of this voyage all the way down to the newbie David Weiss, a cadet on board. We then learn about that trip that was going to end the Fitzgerald's shipping season, a trip from Superior, Wisconsin, near Duluth, carrying a full cargo of taconite ore pellets. En route to a steel mill near Detroit, she was caught the next day in a severe storm with near-hurricane-force winds and waves up to 35 feet (11 m) high. 

There was another freighter nearby some 15-20 miles away, the Arthur M. Anderson, and it was in contact as the Fitzgerald as they both headed straight into a deadly storm. Until they weren't in contact anymore. 

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Anderson mate: By the way, Fitzgerald, how are you making out with your problem? 

McSorley: We are holding our own. 

Anderson mate: Okay, fine. I’ll be talking to you later. (location 4427)

McSorley’s simple, stoic statement, “We are holding our own,” are the last known words from the Edmund Fitzgerald. (location 4434)

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Then the book goes through the theories about how and why the ship sank. Outside of the fact that there was no real-time weather updates on the ship, there were still a lot of questions. Was it the construction of the ship that was made to be flexible and move with the waves? Was it that the load line had been lowered and lowered? Was it that the bulkheads leaked and added water to the taconite iron ore, making the vessel heavier and heavier? Was it that the Fitz had run aground on Six Fathom Shoal because McSorley was using outdated navigational maps? Was it complacency (similar to the Titanic, the Fitzgerald had a rep as a ship that couldn't sink and had a decade and a half of weathering Great Lakes storms to prove it)? 

We don't know. The ship was located on the bottom of Lake Superior, split in two. It is now an official gravesite.

The wreck changed things on the Great Lakes and many reforms were put into place after the ship sank, including changes to weather updates, navigation policies, load lines, and changes to late-season Coast Guard inspections. 

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“The Fitzgerald was a very tragic thing,” former GLMA superintendent John Tanner says. “But the safety reforms that were triggered by that accident were incredible.” (location 5426)

In the half century since the Edmund Fitzgerald went under, not one commercial ship has sunk on the Great Lakes, by far the longest run of safe trips since the French fur traders started traversing the same waters four hundred years ago. (location 5459)

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If you know of the Edmund Fitzgerald, it's probably because of the Gordon Lightfoot song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." I don't have much to say about that song, but it's haunting and sad and doesn't have a chorus. How it became a #2 Billboard hit is a mystery. 

Look, this book was rad. 4/5 stars

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Lines of note:

Wading through countless books, documentaries, and articles about the Fitz and conducting hundreds of interviews confirmed two things: there remains a great deal of interest in the subject, and there is little everyone agrees on beyond the fact that the Edmund Fitzgerald sank on November 10, 1975. (location 127)

On May 31, 1889, an epic rainstorm broke an earthen dam in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, killing 2,208 people. The following year President Benjamin Harrison approved the creation of the United States Weather Bureau, forerunner to today’s National Weather Service. (location 382)

They say history is written by the victors. On the Great Lakes, it’s written by the survivors. (location 513)

Tom enrolled at Bowling Green University in Ohio and two brothers went straight to work, while the youngest brother went to college to become an accountant. (location 1414)

I just included this because of the BGSU mention. Someone wrote for the BG News, too, which got a shoutout. (Go Falcons! is implied.)

The Navy’s research on motion fatigue (as opposed to motion sickness) has found the effects so tangible that they can accurately predict the percentage of crewmen who will become effectively dysfunctional after each hour of turbulent seas. “After too many waves,” Michigan Tech professor Guy Meadows says, “anyone can become useless, like being drunk.” (location 4043)

“When the storm was at its worst,” Schwab says, “the Edmund Fitzgerald got to the worst possible place, at the worst possible time.” (location 4406)

Things I looked up:

Rockford, MN (location 3488) - Rockford is a city in Wright and Hennepin counties in the U.S. state of Minnesota. The population was 4,500 at the 2020 census. While Rockford is mainly located within Wright County, a small part of the city extends into Hennepin County. It is part of the Minneapolis–Saint Paul metropolitan statistical area. (I legitimately thought the author was confused with Rockford, IL.)

When the duo reached the Mackinac Bridge just before dawn on November 11, Hillery saw something that made him grab his camera, jump out of the car, and start shooting: Truck driver Ivan Wilder and his eleven-year-old son had made it across three-quarters of the bridge when the wind picked up their trailer and smashed it down onto the trunk of a car driving alongside them. (location 4825) - I can't find this photo. Maybe it's better that way.

Hat mentions (why hats?):

In the 1800s, at the peak of the fur trade when beaver hats were all the rage in Europe, traders sold millions of beaver pelts every year, until the original beaver population, estimated between 200 and 400 million, was almost extinct. (location 581)

He didn’t have much need for a barber himself, with his receding hairline, but he’d tell his patrons not to wear hats or they’d go bald, too. (location 1767)

A few years ago, retired engineer John Hayes recalls, a couple twenty-somethings thought the request didn’t apply to them, and stubbornly kept their baseball hats on. (location 1800)

...rakish-looking man photographed in dirty overalls and a hat at a jaunty angle, with a cigarette in his hand and a sly grin suggesting pending mischief, “Handsome Ransom” spent three months working in the copper mines before escaping to a freighter. (location 2588)

Weiss wore a full beard, big brown sunglasses, and a white cowboy hat, thus earning him the nickname “Cowboy” Weiss—an unusual moniker for a Jewish kid from LA. (location 2936)

young man in a cowboy hat parked in a yellow muscle car (location 2950)

GLMA professor John Tanner spotted Weiss in his trademark cowboy hat standing on the side of the road in Acme, just outside of Traverse City, where M-31 meets M-72. (location 2981)

Dad got a big cowboy hat for himself—and he’s the one who always said, ’Don’t wear hats because they make you bald!’ (location 3492)

“Right before Dad got on the ship,” Marilynn says, “he gave his new cowboy hat to us and told us to keep it in good hands. And then we said goodbye.” (location 3514)

Church, fifty-five in 1975, wearing the hat, had left his job at Reserve Mining in Silver Bay just a few years earlier to pursue his dream of working as a porter—a very rare move. (location 5754)

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Have you heard of the Edmund Fitzgerald? When's the last time you were on a boat? 

Friday, January 23, 2026

Podcast Roundup January 2026

I don't want anyone to freak out, but it is 2026. Every time I type the year, it seems crazy. We're living in the future. 

So, podcasts. Here's what's been in my earballs.

Pluribus the Official Podcast - Have you watched Pluribus? It's so good. The podcast is great, too. I learned a lot of behind the scenes things. 

The Birth Keepers from The Guardian - Batshit crazy story of two women who went around talking about how awesome free birth was. What's free birth? You know, no medical experts, no medication, nothing but you and maybe your partner. Preferably in a tent. And it will not come as a shock to you that women and babies died, will it?


Curse of: America's Next Top Model - I remember watching America's Next Top Model when Tyra Banks lost her shit at a model named Tiffany and thinking that Tyra was very unbalanced. Turns out that Tyra is probably not unbalanced, but is probably all about the dolla dolla bills. This was an interesting take on ANTM and its place in the culture. There's nothing terribly surprising here, I don't think, but I liked hearing from the models who were on the show.


Camp Shame -  It would come as no surprise to you that the largest weight loss camp in the country created a culture of eating disorders and unhealthy body image, would it? This was interesting, but I found it frustrating at times, too, because we never really heard from the camp leaders.


The "Planet Money Does a Pop Culture Draft: 1999 Edition" episode of Planet Money - This was amusing and, more importantly, I legit saw two of those movies IN THE THEATER. Dudes, I didn't always boycott the movies. 

The "Zoo's Clues" episode of Sidedoor - Most of Sidedoor is pretty boring history shit about the Smithsonian. In general, I think this podcast should be more interesting. But the National Zoo is affiliated with the Smithsonian and did you know that if so much as a squirrel dies on the sidewalk at the National Zoo, they do a necropsy on it? And did you know that there's a person who does those? And you can hear her talk about it? FASCINATING. That's why I keep Sidedoor on my podcast list, even thought 90% of the episodes are lame. 


"Our 2026 Pop Culture Resolutions" from Pop Culture Happy Hour - I love that the four OG panelists make resolutions and every year go back and revisit them. I love this tradition and this episode is fun, even if I don't care about their actual resolutions.

Okay, I've talked about these episodes before, but the "Barbie Girl" and "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" episodes of Punch Up the Jam make me laugh more than anything on this planet. I have been having a rough January and these have brought me a lot of joy. 

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Do you have a stellar podcast or podcast episode to recommend? 

Thursday, January 22, 2026

CBBC: The Vote Is In

 


In previous iterations of voting, I've had to say something like "the vote was really close" in order to console folks whose first place was not chosen. Well, most of you chose the winner as your first place, so I don't think it will be too shocking for anyone to learn that our next book club read will be The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton. 

Forms response chart. Question title: Rank the following choices from your first (most preferred choice) to third (least preferred choice). . Number of responses: .

This book is in the public domain, so you can find it on The Internet Archive. My local library had about ten different editions with a copy or two of each, so if you're a library user, you'll probably be able to get it that way, too.


Here's the schedule as I see it. I'm going to give everyone a couple of weeks to find the book and then we'll start on our usual Monday schedule.

Monday, February 2: Chapters 1-10
Monday, February 9: Chapters 11-18
Monday, February 16: Chapters 19-26
Monday, February 23: Chapter 27-34
Monday, March 2: Wrap-up

Thanks once again to all who voted! Who's in for this round of CBBC?

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Katabasis by R.F. Kuang

Other books by the author:
The Poppy War
Babel
Yellowface

I wanted to read Katabasis by R.F. Kuang as my first book for the year because so many people loved it and I loved Babel and this was another dark academia book, so I was all in. 


Alice's graduate school advisor in Magick has died and she really needs him to not be dead. She's never going to graduate and get a job without him. So she needs to go to Hell and get him. But just as she's completing the pentagram that's going to take her there, her nemesis and advisor's other student, Peter shows up. They end up going to Hell together. 

I'm not giving any spoilers. This is literally on the second page of the book.

Since Professor Grimes's demise she had spent her every waking moment reading every monograph, paper, and shred of correspondence she could find on the journey to Hell and back. At least a dozen scholars had made the trip and lived to credibly tell the tale, but very few in the past century. All existing source were unreliable to different degrees and devilishly tricky to translate besides. (page 2) 

Alice and Peter wander around Hell trying to find Grimes and having adventures. 

Look, this book is fine. But do you all know my stance on religion and talk of the afterlife? Well, my stance is that it's all quite boring. The setting and magic here was not as interesting as that of Babel and I was somewhat disappointed. That being said, I did spend an entire snowy Saturday afternoon curled up reading it, so it was readable and there were lots of smart observations that made me laugh. 3.5/5 stars

Lines of note:

She'd done the White Mountains. How much worse could Hell be? (page 58)

I don't know why this made me laugh as much as it did. Suck it, New Hampshire.

Everyone knew that the nicer a library was, the better the work you did within it. (page 83)

I mean, this is undoubtedly true, right?

Fortunately graduate school had prepared her for this, the constant managing of despair. Everything was always falling apart; nothing in lab went right; you couldn't afford groceries, your cottage had a rat problem, all your instructors hated you, you were always one step away from flushing all your life's work down the toilet. You shoved it to the side of your mind and went to sleep and deferred it all to tomorrow when your brain again functioned well enough to pretend. (page 116-117)

Grad school sucked, yo.

Grimes's generation were at least war magicians; they had pushed the filed forward by leaps and bounds in its practical applications. But Alice and Peter's cohort quibbled over philosophical details. They made flash gadgets for toy companies. The best among them sought residencies in Vegas; the worst among them became consultants. No doubt, magic was on the decline. (page 161)

LOLOLOL. Sob. Sob. 

Did Canada even have universities, or did everyone just ski and eat maple syrup and run away from bears all year round? (page 205)

Again, this made me laugh harder than it should have. Suck it, Canada. 

It was, after all, a golden rule in academia that the more popular one was among the masses, the less valuable one's research had to be. (page 228)

YOU GUYS. There is no record on this blog of the shitty work done by Robert Putnam, who put out a book that was a bestseller with a terrible thesis and this pie chart at the end that said "guesstimate" as if it were there as a placeholder that no one bothered checking. There was some interesting use of data in the book, but that doesn't mean it wasn't also terrible scholarship. ANYWAY. We actually do talk about social capital in our house a lot and I think about Robert Putnam way too often. Also, he spilled red wine on my friend Angie and never apologized. 

Why wouldn't everyone strip away the parts of their selves that caused them pain? She'd like to learn that trick, she thought. If she could sift through that mess in her head, pull out the files that kept torturing her, and burn them. Every small humiliation, every shred of guilt - if only she could unclutter her mind so that all that was left was the elements she wanted to keep: the burning core, the hunger for knowledge, the skills to gain it. You could achieve so much without the burdens of personhood. Who wouldn't wash away the rest? (page 271-272)

I mean, when you put it like that? 

He loved numbers because they behaved the way the were supposed to, because the rules never changed. The square root of sixty-four never ceased to be eight. (page 338)

This, friends, is why I minored in math. I am a social scientist at heart, but people are complicated. There were no clear cut answers when I took my political science and history classes, but when I took a calculus class and it asked me to integrate an expression? I could circle the answer. How satisisfying. 

Things I looked up:

katabasis (title) - (in classical mythology and literature) a descent into the underworld

votary (page 1 - literally the seventh word of the book) - a person, such as a monk or nun, who has made vows of dedication to religious service or a devoted follower or advocate of something

pidge (page 56 for the first time) - this is what I would call a pigeonhole as an American

Nastaliq (page 152) - one of the main calligraphic hands used to write Arabic script and is used for some Indo-Iranian languages, predominantly Classical Persian, Urdu, Kashmiri and Punjabi

Linear B (page 152) - a syllabic script that was used for writing in Mycenaean Greek, the earliest attested form of the Greek language; it predates the modern Greek alphabet by several centuries

tripos (page 170) - the final honors examination for a BA degree at Cambridge University

Chateau Laurier (page 205) - a 660,000-square-foot hotel with 429 guest rooms in the downtown core of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada - You guys, I have a confession to make. I've been there.

By Michel Rathwell - https://www.flickr.com/photos/digimages1/36191173260/, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=124536665

Nuerath (page 223)  - This is the name of a boat in the book. I presume it's named after Otto Karl Wilhelm Neurath who was an Austrian-born philosopher of science, sociologist, and political economist. He was also the inventor of the ISOTYPE method of pictorial statistics and an innovator in museum practice. I dug no deeper. Pictorial statistics sounds dire. 

Festschrift (page 230) - a book honoring a respected person, especially an academic, and presented during their lifetime. It generally takes the form of an edited volume, containing contributions from the honoree's colleagues, former pupils, and friends. I have never heard this term in my entire life as an academic. Am I true academic? Probably not. I don't have a preferred brand of chalk.

Boltzman brain (page 269) - a thought experiment that suggests that it is probably more likely for a brain to spontaneously form, complete with a memory of having existed in our universe, rather than for the entire universe to come about in the manner cosmologists think it actually did. The idea is named after the physicist Ludwig Boltzmann (1844–1906), who published a hypothesis in 1896, prior to the Big Bang theory, that tried to account for the fact that the universe is not as chaotic as the budding field of thermodynamics seemed to predict. Again, I did not dig any deeper than this because it became obvious that I am not smart enough for this. 

Axiothea (page 303) - Could be one of two women. Axiotheo of Paphos was a 4th-century BCE Cyprian queen. Axiothea of Phlius was a member of the Platonic Academy in the 4th century BCE. I'm leaning towards Axiothea of Philius based on context clues. 

Colossi of Memnon (page 326) - two large stone statues of the Pharaoh Amenhotep III, which stand at the front of the ruined Mortuary Temple of Amenhotep III, the largest temple in the Theban Necropolis. They have stood since 1350 BC

By MusikAnimal - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=41258037

rhizomatic (page 345) - (botany) Resembling or related to a rhizome. (philosophy) Employing rhizomes; not arborescent; spreading without a traditional hierarchy

mathematician Irene Fulmencio (page 349) - I'm pretty sure this is a fictional character, but I'd be happy to be corrected. 

Parmenides (page 408) - Parmenides of Elea (late sixth or early fifth century BC) was a pre-Socratic Greek philosopher from Elea in Magna Graecia

bident (page 515) - a two-pronged implement resembling a pitchfork. In Renaissance art, the bident is associated with the god Pluto. I felt a little silly after looking this up - it's a bident, not a trident. Sheesh. 

Hat mention (why hats?):

They asked if he wore cowboy hats. (page 375)

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Have you read R.F. Kuang? Would you go to Hell to bring your advisor back?