Remember this cow? I've been stalking him for a couple of years now, attempting to build our relationship so I'm less stalker paparazzi with a camera and more harmless neighbor who sometimes trespasses a little bit, but only because I want to tell you how beautiful you are.
P.S. No, I haven't named him yet. But the next time I get to pet him, I AM TOTALLY NAMING HIM AND TAKING HIM HOME*.
*No, I won't take him home. He's huge.