Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Girl and Her Skepticism

Obama's To Do List

-Fix economy
-Deal with the trouble in Iraq
-Oh, yeah, don't forget Afghanistan
-Or Israel
-Eat dinner with family
-Do something about international relations
-Especially Russia
-And China
-And Iran
-Tell wife how beautiful she is
-That health care thing
-Discuss the appropriateness of Aretha Franklin's hat around water cooler
-Meet with unhappy veterans' groups
-Clean the air and water
-Just go ahead and walk on water
-Hmmm...Guantanamo? Do something about that brouhaha
-PATRIOT Act?!?!?!?!
-Play Guitar Hero for a few minutes with the girls
-Check Perez just for a second (what did he say about my pimptastic look last night?!)
-Gays - marriage? military? hmmmm...
-Lunch with teachers - NCLB?
-Taxes
-Detroit/auto companies
-crawl under desk for nap and good cry
-redo oath of office (dude, Roberts, really?)
-Humane Society - the girls are really getting antsy about that dog promise
-Stop family violence
-Save the world
-Change all those executive orders
-Meet with tailor to discuss new suits
-Tell Michelle to buy own food to stock WH kitchen - we totally can't afford those bills!
-Campaign finance - McCain might be available for some help
-Letter/text to supporters
-Blackberry - unhackable?
-Internet safety/technology
-Basketball - court in WH?
-Unpack clothes
-DON'T FORGET: SAVE THE WORLD (most important!!)

3 comments:

  1. Remember - you should always put "wake up" and "take shower" on your lists so that you have something to cross off. Poor Obama. You're setting him up to fail.

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  2. Laughing. That is SO true. Great list.

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  3. The man has the longest to do list on the planet EVER.

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