There's a lot (too much?) of capslock in this post. I'm just warning you. If you don't want to watch me go off the rails in real typing time, maybe skip this post.
1) Remember that adorable fawn with its mom? Well, the fawn is no longer in the picture and the doe has taken to sitting under our pine tree drooling. She's skin and bones and is not even remotely moved when Hannah lunges and barks at her, so we're pretty sure she has CWD (don't click that link if you don't want to be sad). It's not a good scene. The DNR thanked us for calling, but told us to the call our local police, who politely told us to fuck off. So, hey, if next week there's an update about a dead deer in our yard, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY REACTION. (NOTE: She hasn't been in our yard for about 24 hours. I am hoping she went off and died in an appropriate deer dying place, LIKE THE WOODS.)
2) Speaking of, we think something died in our basement and it smells repulsive. We cannot figure out WHAT died, though, OR WHERE IT IS, so if you come to our house, now it smells like dog shit AND dead animal. WELCOME TO THE GIMBALSH HOUSEHOLD, HERE'S SOME queaseEASE. (I don't think this is actually true, but who the hell knows? I'm nose blind to the house at this point. Who wants to volunteer to come visit and tell me?)
3) I hit a ground squirrel on the way to work this morning. Am I sad about this? YES. There was also a dead squirrel in front of the sidewalk two doors down earlier this week and Hannah now thinks that when we get to that sidewalk square, we need to walk ten feet into the yard to avoid it. She is so smart that she was trained to do that on only two walks, isn't she?
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| She is all nose. |
4) Life hack: Some months ago, we switched kitty litters to Lightweight Tidy Cats after years of using the cheapest 40 pound bag I could get at the local pet store. THIS HAS BEEN LIFE CHANGING. It's less dusty, less stinky, and when I spill it, it doesn't require every single muscle in my upper body to clean it up. I strongly prefer the scent free versions; there are Glade versions that I think are sort of gross - do you want your cat poop to be covered up with the artificial scent of an ocean with dead fish? Anyway. Do you have a cat? Does it use litter? Consider lightweight litter. Pro tip from me to you.
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| Collage of bad photos I have taken of my pretty kitty. She refuses to look at the camera when I take out my phone. She's like a sulky teen. I'm particularly fond of the one where she's cuddling scissors and earbuds. |
5) Life hack: Make homemade capsules for the bitter powder your dog has to take for the rest of her life. Remember Hannah's GI issues? Well, the vet has given up on trying to treat whatever the underlying cause of it is. Apparently some dogs, MOSTLY SHEPHERDS, OF COURSE, are just on this medication all the time. So now Hannah's in that club. Anyway, we bought some 1000 (ONE THOUSAND) empty capsules, fancy tweezers to hold said capsules, and now we have an assembly line of pill making once a month. DON'T YOU WISH YOU LIVED WITH US?
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Random things I need to tell of you.
1) I'm going to be out of town for a conference next week, so I'll be MIA. Am I looking forward to this conference? Absolutely not. But I might get to see my cousin, so that's all right. Oh, if you happen to be in Philly on Monday morning, let me know. I have nothing on my calendar right now. I'm not opposed to sleeping in, to be honest.
2) What is this complete and utter bullshit? TREES ARE ALREADY CHANGING. I HAD TO WEAR REAL SHOES ON TUESDAY BECAUSE IT WAS TOO COLD FOR SANDALS. Bring back summer! Boo to fall! Next year I'm moving to Belize. (I am not moving to Belize.)
3) I don't remember the third thing. It's probably for the best.
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Any news from four-legged creatures in your life? Are the leaves changing where you live? How do you feel about that? Are you going to be in Philadelphia early next week?
This is probably not what's happening in your basement, but years ago we had an empty plastic tube from a window blind and somehow a mouse fell into it and then couldn't climb back out and died (what must have been a SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH), and then proceeded to rot and it was so gross. We could not find the source of the smell for ages and reverted to walking around sniffing at various heights all around the rooms in the basement until we found the problem.
ReplyDeleteGAH.
I am so, so sad to hear about that poor deer. It sounds like recovery is unlikely, so I'm really hoping they have been able to find a calm, restful place to pass on.
Safe travels!
I had a similar deer experience a few years ago. It was very disheartening to call all the agencies who seem like they should be able to do something about it who said they could not do anything about it. I guess I understand, but it still sucked.
ReplyDeleteThere is a spot in my backyard that smells awful. I have done very little investigating because I am afraid of what I will find. Also, I have a mysterious leak in my basement. Basements are trouble.
Thank you for the pictures of your beautiful girls. They are so smart and elegant and lovely. I hope the conference goes well and that you get to eat all the food you don't normally get to eat.
(This is Suzanne.)
That’s a lot for sure. Cats and litter. Our cat was a prodigious drinker and pee-er. Seriously, her clumps were huge, and the garbage bag got so heavy in a week that we feared the collectors would reject it. We even dumped a bit it those park bins on occasion when our fears were greater than usual. It was supposedly illegal to do so, but we did it anyway on rare occasions.
ReplyDeleteWe tried lighter litter once, but she tracked blue marks through the house, so we reverted to the clay stuff. I think we still have some of that blue litter. I have spread it onto ice sometimes in winter.
Wow, that is a lot of dead and dying wildlife. Out here in the sticks we've had a few dead deer encounters. Rex ate part of one and then threw it up all over our floor, which is good because it was out of his system, and also it was the grossest thing I have ever had to clean up. When Jake worked ground crew for a golf course, he had to clean up a partially-coyote-eaten deer out of a sand trap, while coyotes watched him. GOOD TIMES OUT IN THE COUNTRY.
ReplyDeleteEngie, you can move to Florida and have summer for the rest of your life! You MIGHT not like the political vibe though...
ReplyDeleteI use whatever litter is cheapest- lightweight sometimes (I agree it's WAY easier to deal with!) And always unscented- I HATE the scented litter!
That poor deer. I hope she's out of your yard for good. It's sad enough that she's sick (nope- did not click on that link) but even sadder if you had to deal with the dead body.
Sorry you have to go to the conference (what??? we will miss you!) but look on the bright side- maybe when you get back the house will smell better. Whatever is decomposing in the basement will be done decomposing (I mean I hope...) Honestly, maybe you'll enjoy a little break. Philly is nice!