Thursday, January 22, 2015

8.22 Seven Deadly Sins - Wrath (Dishes)

Bestest Friend and I are embarking on a new blog project. Each day of the month we will post a picture on a pre-determined theme and write a little something about it. The theme for the twenty-second day of each month is "Seven Deadly Sins."
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This was our kitchen sink this morning.
No, seriously, let me show you what's going on here.
Seriously, folks. Do you think it's okay to just leave one fucking measuring cup in there?  One measuring cup that was used to measure out GRANOLA?  One measuring cup that would take approximately fifteen seconds to wash out and quickly rinse?  The answer is NO. It's NOT OKAY.  Every fucking morning this happens and every fucking morning my HACKLES ARE RISEN.

But then we come home and make dinner together and discuss Thomas Jefferson's Bible and the nature of Holmes and Watson's relationship. We sit on the couch together and watch videos of a cat playing with a dolphin, mock John Boehner's hair, and debrief about how exactly the first week of classes played out. I forget all about how absolutely maddening he is in the morning.

But I swear, by all that's good and right with the world, if he doesn't clean that fucking measuring cup tomorrow morning, I might break it over his head.  Mornings are not my best time, it seems.
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To see what Bestest Friend wrote about the theme of the day, check out her blog, Too Legit To Quit.    

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