Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Bad News

Okay, it's not bad news like oh no, I am not married and not old enough to vote yet and my mom is a crazy conservative with a little bit of power in a state with hardly any power and I accidentally got pregnant and oh no, what's that guy doing here, oh my God my mom is running for vice-president and did I tell you that I am not married and pregnant and now everyone is looking at me and...

No, it's not like that.

(But poor child, right?)

We're doing more research, but it appears I have developed a sudden allergy to nickel. You know, not nickels like I don't need to save my money, but nickel the metal.

Which means that wearing my engagement and wedding rings causes a horrid itchy thing on my hand.

Which also means that my navel ring is...disgusting.

I'm out!

1 comment:

  1. Why is it that women only develop allergies to cheap metals? I've never heard of anyone allergic to gold or platinum. . ..

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