Thursday, September 30, 2004

Incoherent Morning Nonsense

I've just finished working out. I'm sweating. I wander into my roommate's room, where she's sleeping, despite the sun shining in through her windows onto her face.

"Hey, it's sunny."


"Did I wake you up?"


"Look, *roommate,* I have muscle in my leg." I flex to demonstrate my newfound muscle.

*Roommate* sits up, suddenly completely coherent. "You already had muscle there. If you didn't have muscle, you wouldn't be able to walk."

"I didn't have BIG muscles before."

*Roommate* rolls her eyes, slouches back down on her bed, completely exhausted by the force of uttering those two sentences.

"Go back to sleep."


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