Okay, it's not bad news like oh no, I am not married and not old enough to vote yet and my mom is a crazy conservative with a little bit of power in a state with hardly any power and I accidentally got pregnant and oh no, what's that guy doing here, oh my God my mom is running for vice-president and did I tell you that I am not married and pregnant and now everyone is looking at me and...
No, it's not like that.
(But poor child, right?)
We're doing more research, but it appears I have developed a sudden allergy to nickel. You know, not nickels like I don't need to save my money, but nickel the metal.
Which means that wearing my engagement and wedding rings causes a horrid itchy thing on my hand.
Which also means that my navel ring is...disgusting.
I'm out!
Why is it that women only develop allergies to cheap metals? I've never heard of anyone allergic to gold or platinum. . ..
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