I offhandedly joked "don't kick the cat," but we all sort of acknowledged that we wouldn't invite people to our home who would kick the cat. If you're coming over to our place, you are probably a good person. So I thought and thought and this is what I came up with.
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I do think this makes me one of THOSE PEOPLE, but it's a question of health, so I'm willing to accept this as a name.
2) Don't let the cat in the bedroom. She's not allowed in there. Period. I don't care if you think I'm mean or abusive for not allowing her free roam in our small apartment. It's another question of health (in this case, mine - I'm allergic to cats and her dander in the bedroom would cause me to lose a lot of sleep).
And that's it. I honestly can't think of another "house rule" that wouldn't differ from the vast majority of other people's house rules. What are the rules if I come visit you?