Tuesday, June 10, 2008

In sickness and in health?

Do you want to test your shiny new marriage vows? Call your new spouse twice in the course of two days, both of the times sobbing, once making him leave work early to come home to take care of you.

I'm not going to go into all the gory details here (I can already hear you celebrating this joyous news), but I have learned a few new things in the last three days. If you start crying in a pharmacy, they will rush your prescription to get you out of there faster. If you start crying on a bus, it won't get you anywhere faster. Blood in your urine isn't a panic worthy event, even if you think it is. Throwing up while on the super mega antibiotic is, however. Don't combine Percoset and the super mega antibiotic - the doctor will get very angry with you. Your husband will in turn get very angry with the doctor.

Car insurance companies do not care that the accident was not your fault. Car insurance companies do care if you got the license plate number of the car that hit you. Your husband does care that the accident was not your fault and will give the insurance people a piece of his mind.

I have the best husband in the world.

1 comment:

  1. Hope you're feeling better soon! Husbands are awesome, aren't they? :)

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